46 Cat Jokes for Kids to Tickle Your Whiskers
If you want to entertain the cat-loving kids in your life, telling a few jokes is always a crowd-pleasing option. Sure, they might be a little cringe-worthy, but kids will usually laugh anyway, and who doesn't love a supportive audience? Here are some fun cat jokes for kids to enjoy!
The 46 Kid-Friendly Cat Jokes
1. Cat’s Favorite Color
What’s a cat’s favorite color?
Purrr-ple.
2. Moody Meow
Why was the cat so upset?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
3. Sporty Cat
What do you get when you cross a ball with a cat?
A fur ball.
4. Out-of-this-World Cat
What did the alien say to the cat?
“Take me to your litter.”
5. Geographic Cat
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
6. Baby Cats
What do baby cats wear instead of using the litter box?
Dia-purrs.
7. Gamer Cat
Why are cats good at video games?
Because they have nine lives.
8. Cat Driver
What kind of car does a cat drive?
A Furrari.
9. Computer Cat
Why do cats hate laptops?
Because they don’t have a mouse.
10. Nature Cat
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.
11. Breakfast Cat
What is a cat’s favorite cereal?
Mice Krispies.
12. Ironic Cat
What did the cat say after making a bad joke?
“Just kitten!”
13. Allergy Cat
What’s the best medicine for cat allergies?
An anti-hissstamine.
14. Hungry Cat
What is it called when all the cat treats are gone?
A cat-astrophe.
15. Sweet Tooth Cat
What is a cat’s favorite dessert?
Chocolate mouse.
16. Insistent Cat
Why do cats always get their way?
Because they’re very purr-suasive.
17. Movie Cat
What is a cat’s favorite movie?
The Sound of Mew-sic.
18. Small Cat
Why is this cat so small?
Because he only drinks condensed milk.
19. Polite Cat
What should you say to your cat when you leave the house?
Have a mice day.
20. School Cat
What was the cat’s favorite subject in school?
Hissss-tory.
21. Movie Cat #2
Why can’t you watch a movie with a cat?
He won’t stop pushing the paws button.
22. Fighting Cats
How do cats resolve an argument?
They hiss and make up.
23. School Kittens
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
24. Morning Cat
What do cats have to do in the morning?
Read the mews-paper.
25. TV Cat
What is a cat’s favorite TV show?
Claw and Order.
26. Cooking Cat
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool?
A whisk-er.
27. No-Fun Cat
Why did the cat get mad when you didn’t laugh at his joke?
He took it purr-sonally.
28. Pun-ny Cat
What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot.
29. Game Night Cat
Why cannot a group of cats get together to play cards?
There are too many cheetahs.
30. Tall-Tale Cat
Why do cats make terrible storytellers?
They only have one tail.
31. Music Cat
What kind of musician do cats like to be?
Purr-cussionists.
32. Wooly Cat
What happened after the cat ate the ball of wool?
She had mittens.
33. Sharp-Dressed Cat
What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
34. Teenage Cat
Why did the teenage cat get sent to his room?
He had a bad cat-itude.
35. Weekly Cat
What day of the week do cats love most?
Caturday.
36. Money Cat
How is a cat like a coin?
It has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
37. Alley Cat
What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat.
38. Copy Cat
Why was the cat sitting on the photocopier? It wanted to make some paw-traits.
39. Rockstar Cat
What do you call a cat that can sing? A meow-sician.
40. Naughty Cat
Why did the cat get a ticket? It littered.
41. Magazine Cat
What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
42. Artsy Cat
What do you call a cat who’s a great artist? Leonardo da Kitty.
43. Fancy Cat
Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? It was feline fine.
44. Shopping Cat
Why don’t cats like shopping online? They prefer cat-alogues.
45. Scaredy Cat
Why was the cat scared of the tree? It had too much bark.
46. Hospital Cat
Why did the cat start working at the hospital? It wanted to be a first-aid kitty.
Conclusion
Kids and grown-ups with a childlike sense of humor will all get a chuckle out of these cat jokes. Just remember that cat ownership is no joke. If you want your kid to experience owning a cat, make sure they understand the responsibility involved first. Be prepared to pick up the slack for caring for the cat if necessary.
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Elizabeth Gray is a lifelong lover of all creatures great and small. She got her first cat at 5 years old and at 14, she started working for her local veterinarian. Elizabeth spent more than 20 years working as a veterinary nurse before stepping away to become a stay-at-home mom to her daughter. Now, she is excited to share her hard-earned knowledge (literally--she has scars) with our readers. Elizabeth lives in Iowa with her family, including her two fur kids, Linnard, a husky mix and Algernon, the worldʻs most patient cat. When not writing, she enjoys reading, watching all sports, and spending time outdoors with her family.
