Did you know today (Oct. 14) is Be Bald and Free Day? Well, if that snappily titled day of recognition has previously passed you by, allow us to introduce you to George the self-proclaimed “Nude Dude” of the cat world who loves to flaunt his smooth-shaven status. Here’s how the cat who likes to pun that he’s “no fur but a lot of purr!” celebrates his depilated demeanor.
In the bathroom, water flies off George’s smooth back as if he’s mallard material.
George is protective of his little foster buddy Tarzan.
George’s addiction to skull-emblazoned streetwear always impressed the local ladies.
Clean-shaven but still so snuggleable.
Bald cats have their cake and get to eat it, too.
It was a little-known fact that George was the elusive fourth member of Right Said Fred.
While out on the prowl, the Nude Dude often likes to masquerade as a Chihuahua to confuse unwitting passersby.
In George’s world, turkey neck is the height of beauty. Be bold!
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About Phillip Mlynar: The self-appointed world’s foremost expert on rappers’ cats. When not penning posts on rap music, he can be found building DIY cat towers for his adopted domestic shorthair, Mimosa, and collecting Le Creuset cookware (in red). He has also invented cat sushi, but it’s not quite what you think it is.