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Invaders!!

November 13th 2010 4:19 pm
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Yesterday these strange men invaded my kitty castle and went to the bathroom! I don't know what they were doing in there, or why they had to come use our bathroom. Don't they have their own? But I didn't like it at all - I do not like strangers so I went and head under the bed. They were in that bathroom a long time too. I guess they were having tummy problems. I don't know, but couldn't they take care of all that in their own bathroom? My mom got me out from under the bed and told me the plumbers were gone. I guess that's their names - Plumbers. Well, I think the Plumbers should use their own bathrooms, not ones in my queendom.

Today is my mom's birthday. Happy birthday to my momma!

 

You Gotta be Bad to be Good

November 7th 2010 8:41 pm
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Sometimes you have to be a bad cat to be a good cat. I was being a real stinker earlier this week with all of my stinkin' outside the box, but after my momma told me I was a "bad cat" for that behavior, I have been doing my poops inside the litter box. And now I am getting told that I am a "good cat" just for doing my business where I should have. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have been told I was good for doing that if I hadn't been bad first. So kitties, if you want to be told you're good for your normal behavior, try being bad first! MOL MOL!!!

 

Outside the Box

November 3rd 2010 3:32 pm
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For some reason, humans say that "thinking outside the box" is a good thing, but they do not feel the same way about pooping outside the box. I'm not really sure about that one - I don't know why they would even want to get in the box to think, after all, I don't even want to poop in there sometimes! I did a poop outside the box again today and my mom heard me scratching. She thought I was scratching the back door or something, but she saw me scratching the floor - like I was trying to cover up my poop! I never cover my poop up when it is in the box, so I don't know why I was trying to cover it up outside of the box. But it was kinda funny.

I think maybe I was thinking, and pooping, outside the box!

 

Let's All Go Sit in the Bathroom

October 23rd 2010 1:11 pm
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I had been having a pretty nice day - sleeping on the ottoman, meowing for food, being the Queen of All I See, you know the usual. The only not perfect thing had been that Finley the dog kept hopping up on the ottoman to get the humans to throw toys for her. I am not sure why she kept doing that, it makes no sense since she just kept bringing them back to her. But I don't expect her to make sense, she is a dog after all. Then these loud sirens started going off and everyone had to go get in the bathroom. We've had to do this before, something happens when those sirens go off that makes all the humans grab up us animals and sit in the bathroom or a closet. There was also this sound that sounded like a big train. I really didn't understand any of this sitting in the bathroom silliness, I wanted out, but I got told "you're not wasting one of you lives on a tornado, you are 17 and a half and you probably don't have that many to waste." So I guess this thing was a tornado, I don't know what that is. Probably some kind of human code for "let's go sit in the bathroom and not let Jezebel out to get more Fancy Feast." Anyways, in case you were wondering, the sirens stopped and everything ended up fine, so I have no idea what all that was about! Humans!!! Who can understand them???

 

My New Sleeping Spot

October 17th 2010 9:16 pm
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So I think I have mentioned how much I love my cat bed. It was a dog bed, but I stole it and it became my bed only. Well, I sprayed my bed and it may be stinky beyond repair. I am not really sure what that means, I was just making it smell more like Jezebel. And that's a good thing! Anyways, now I am sleeping on the ottomans a lot which is also really nice. I like when there is a fleece throw on the ottomans - I am a big fan of fleece.

I am still meowing for my food tons. I just wish I could get some better food service out of these people. When I want my food I want it now, I don't care if it is the seventh time I've been fed!

 

Catster Coolest Cat Show Contest

October 9th 2010 2:20 pm
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Hey everyone, I entered the Catster photo contest. I'm in the "captivated cat" category.

Please vote for me!

Thanks! Now it is time to go sit in the middle of all the tax papers that my dad is working on. I know he much rather have my furry butt in to look at than that! And I LOVE being in the middle of things - even funner when I am not supposed to be. That's what those humans get for attempting to ignore, the Kitty Queen, for one minute!

 

Finley killed a rat

October 4th 2010 9:54 pm
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So Finley managed to kill a rat today in the backyard. Good for her, I'm all for killing rats. But I really think too big a deal is being made over it. She even got to eat duck meat tonight as a treat! Back when I was an indoor-outdoor cat years ago, I killed all kinds of things. I'd kill a bird a day and leave bird heads on the front door for the humans! But when the dog manages to kill a rat, it's a big deal. Oh well, I guess it's good she's good for something.

Maurice left. He hissed some at me, but I didn't hiss as much back. I was not going to lose my "MEOW for Fancy Feast NOW" voice on hissing at him. I learned my lesson in that department.

 

Invader!!!

October 2nd 2010 11:44 am
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Guess who is back! Yeah, it's Maurice. He weighs more than me!!! I think he is gonna be a big cat - how am I supposed to boss him around when he's bigger and I can't even hiss right? He is hissing at me just for lying in a box he wants to get in. Hmmm, I wonder what I should go spray now . . .

 

Miss Spray-a-Lot

September 27th 2010 8:39 pm
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With a spray over here
And a spray over there . . .

Yeah, I have been on a spraying spree lately. See, my girls left, and then my woman slave left to go visit one of them, leaving me with only the man slave and the dog. What did they expect??? I sprayed lots - including my cat bed multiple times! And I pooped outside the box - A LOT! MOL MOL!! It is all part of my plan to make sure they all don't go leave me again. Although maybe the smell would make people WANT to leave. Hmmmm, something to consider. But spraying is fun, so I don't really care!!

 

Daily Diary Pick!

September 13th 2010 7:22 am
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Wow! I am a Daily Diary Pick! Thanks Catster!! Too bad it is not a daily dairy pick - now that would be tasty! How do y'all think I should celebrate?? I'm thinking some extra Fancy Feast and Whisker Lickens and lots and lots of pets!!!!

 
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