November 11th 2008 2:59 pm
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My Friend Zaynie Tagged me to Play this game:
For this game I had to answer 10 questions:
1. How many toes do you have?Each of my Paws has 5 so I will say 20
2. Is you married? No I just enjoy meeting lots of people right now
3. Do you have short, medium or long hair?
My Fur is Medium
4. Do you like to dress up?
No I think I look Beautiful just the way I am
5. Who has the stinkest gas in your house?
Certainly not me!
6. How many toys do you have? I'm very spoiled and I couldn't begin to count all my toys
7. Is your tail straight, kinked, curly, fat, thin, or just right? Why just right of course
8. Have you ever killed a real mousie? Goodness no!
9. Are you beautiful, handsome or ugly? The nice lady I live with always tells me I'm Beautiful but you be the judge of that
10. Are you King of the house? Queen of the house? or the Servant? Well of course I'm Queen of my house
Now I have to tag 5 of my friends
My Brother Kody
Skinner
George
Marmi
Patchez
November 5th 2008 1:33 pm
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I found this Prayer online and I thought I would share it with all my Friends
Cat Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To NEVER tell a human that
The world is really ruled by CATS!
~ Author Unknown
Ta Ta Love, Princess
September 24th 2008 10:36 am
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Kody is leaving soon! I'm so happy! The Nice Lady's daughter is going to take him away to live with her! It couldn't be more purrrrrrrfect!
It's no secret that Kody and I do not get along. He has long been a thorn in my side...always getting in the way of everything, with his overeagerness to be wherever I am, and his incessant fear that I am always spying on him (which I am NOT!) So I will be quite glad when I can leave my room, and see the rest of the house...Kody never lets me get far from my room before he chases me around. It's so rude and unfair that I, the good girl, gets stuck being held prisoner in my little room because he, the bad one, is so territorial...it's so rude!
So, I've decided that I should throw a "Goodbye Kody" party...a day as momentous as the day I'm finally rid of that fool should be properly celebrated! I think I will have kitty treat snacks, and flavored water...maybe I'll make it a mixer! :) I should try to find a disco ball, and maybe pink streamers...I should see if I can rent a kitty day spa, and have kitty massages! No expense is too much!
I am sad however that the Nice Lady's daughter won't be able to give me kitty treats...I'm sure the Nice Lady will give them to me. I'll be requiring them nightly.
Ta Ta!
Love,
Princess
August 25th 2008 5:30 pm
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How very exciting! The Royal Feline Group named me Queen of the month! :) What an honor this is! I'd like to thank everyone! :)
My first order of business is to create Kitty Citations for bumbling cats who annoy us! For example, today, Kody, my little brother, who is so very annoying, ran into my room, under the bed, waking me up, and irritating me, and playing with my toys, and being in my personal space! How rude!
But I guess it's okay...when you think about it, he hasn't bothered me all that much lately...he probably just misses me. Who could blame him? Maybe I can just give him a verbal warning, and he'll learn his lesson.
I hope that the Nice Lady's daughter will give me extra kitty treats today, seeing as how I was honored! :) I think that deserves an extra kitty treat, wouldn't you say?
Much love, mousies, and warm napping spots! :)
Ta Ta!
Love,
Princess
August 6th 2008 5:39 pm
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I was happily sitting with all of my toys this afternoon when the Nice Lady's daughter came bumbling in the room, going, "Princess! Princess! Come here Pretty Princess!" It's like, "HELLO!" I don't care for that! You would think after all this time she would have learned to treat me with the royal respect I have rightfully earned! *Hmph!*
I am also upset that that girl keeps asking me if I like playing with Prince Edward vonTussel...a little cat baby that I have. I keep trying to tell her that it's name is NOT Prince Edward vonTussel, but that in fact, his name is BABY. She doesn't seem to be accepting that. How dumb of her.
That's why I just don't care for her today...
I got a pretty new mousie today with a blue bow, but I was told to keep it a secret because Kody thinks that I didn't get a toy, that only he did...apparently he feels triumphant about it...I suppose I will let it go this time. I do feel a bit bad that cats seem to prefer me to him...for today, I'll be nice.
I'm off to play with my new mousie...
Ta Ta!
Love,
Princess
August 2nd 2008 8:17 am
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I was watching the news, because I like to keep informed of current issues affecting us cats, and I saw that fat 44 pound cat that's been EVERYWHERE lately. I cannot believe it! That cat got to be on Regis and Kelly, and that cat was on the local news, and he was even on CNN! How fabulous for him! He's famous! I bet he gets adopted to a nice home...hopefully they'll put him on a diet! I think he's had one too many kitty treats!
Kody continues to spy outside of the door at me. There is a reason I don't like to be around him...and he's acting so silly! He doesn't give up! It's like, I am a Princess...I have far better things to do with my time than to "plot" against him...puleeze! He should only be so lucky to have me, Princess, concerned about him! He's such a bumbling fool!
I would like to be combed...I should try and get the Nice Lady to do that.
Ta Ta!
Love,
Princess
July 25th 2008 4:12 pm
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I noticed today that my pretty mousie with the tails of feathers is looking a bit skinnier these days...I believe her feathers are falling out. It's quite possible that the nice lady take out the loose ones so that I won't get sick or accidentally swallow them. That's so kind of her!
I was thinking today about how cats who are pretty should enter pretty kitty contests. I would like to enter a pretty kitty contest...I feel that if given the opportunity, I could win a beauty pageant. I already know that for the talent competition I can roll over on my belly and look adorable!
I would like a bow...I should ask the nice lady to purchase me a bow....maybe a nice purple bow. Purple is a royal color.
I played with so many of my toys today! I try to spend equal time with all of them, so that none of them feel left out. I think that's very kind of me.
I must go and groom now!
Ta Ta!
Love,
Princess
July 22nd 2008 8:16 am
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I was quietly enjoying playing with my baby cat last evening, when that girl came into my room. She didn't knock, which was annoying to begin with, but then, she had the nerve to pick me up and try to cuddle with me! How rude!
I don't like to be cuddled...I don't care to be held or handled as though I'm a piece of meat or some kind of furry stuffed animal! She invaded my personal space, and I did not care for it.
I ran under the bed, and she had the nerve to sit there, and go, "Princess, Princess!" Yeah right! Like I would come out and and subject myself to that rude behavior again? She must be insane!
How would she like it if I was a giant and I picked her up and carried her about going, "Stupid girl! Stupid girl!" Ugh!
I should deman kitty treats in abundance this evening to make up for her foolishness. I think I will.
The moral of my ranting, is that Princesses do not like to be picked up and cuddled! I am far too important for that type of behavior.
Ta Ta!
Love,
Princess
July 16th 2008 1:15 pm
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I have noticed lately as I have been grooming, that I am gaining a few pounds. Kody is not as large as me...perhaps I should go on a cat diet?
I don't want a "fad" diet, like, to have a water diet, or a low carb cat food...perhaps the nice lady can help me.
Maybe I just need to increase my activity, and that will help me shed a pound or two...I should run around more when I play with my mousies.
I'm very concerned...I don't want to end up a fat cat who never moves off of their blanket, except to get their dinner!
Maybe it's the kitty treats...the other girl does give me kitty treats every day...perhaps rather than 4, I should only eat 2 or 3.
Or maybe I'm imagining it, and I look pretty.
That's the more likely scenario, because I am so pretty!
The nice lady cut my claws yesterday...at first I complained, but she said that it's like getting a manicure for my claws. Anything that makes me prettier makes me happy! :)
Ta Ta!
Love,
Princess
July 12th 2008 11:14 am
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I love my new mousie! It's so very pretty! I like to sit and groom it's very beautiful feathers!
It has been terribly warm outside, which is rough on my and my long fur. Humans just can never understand what it's like to wear a long fur coat all year round... I don't mind that much, I suppose. I just go to my private sitting place, under the bed.
That Kody cat is so rude! He came into my room the other day, UNANNOUNCED, and chased me under the bed...I didn't invite him to play with me...he is so rude! If I wanted to play with him, I would. But I don't want to play with him.
I would like kitty treats.
Ta Ta!
Love,
Princess
July 9th 2008 9:44 am
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I recieved a beautiful new mouse from the Nice Lady...it has a pretty feather tail...I loved it immediately. I groomed it very nicely. I think I will call it, "Pretty"
It's too hot to write any more...
I think I'd like to take a beauty nap.
Love,
Princess
July 7th 2008 6:39 am
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I slept very comfortably last night in my fuzzy red bed. I do love it so much...I fit very nicely in it.
I woke up today, and noticed that Kody cat peeping at me under the door. He is so silly! He still thinks I'm spying on him! He's so delusional. It's driving me crazy!
I wish that I had a new mousie...maybe a sparkly pink mousie with a bow...that seems like the type of toy that a Princess should have!
I was recently grooming when it occurred to me that the heatwave is really ruining my fur...I need a bath...perhaps a bath with a deep fur conditioner to keep me looking so pretty. I will have to try and get the Nice Lady that I own to help me with that.
I got some kitty treats yesterday. I was amazed that the Nice Lady's stupid child remembered to give them to me. I do not care for her, especially when she forgets to give me treats! It hurts my feelings...I work hard to be so cute. I deserve treats.
Ta Ta for Now...
Love,
The Pretty Princess
July 5th 2008 6:04 pm
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I've just awoken from my beauty nap...I need to keep taking beauty naps in order keep myself pretty! I awoke to the incessant chatter of my nice lady's child who continually annoys me. I truly wish that I did not have to deal with her. She's very nice when she gives me kitty treats, but she almost never remembers to give them to me. I don't care for her.
That Kody cat is spying on me. I don't care for him. He's always bumbling around, running back and forth down the hallway...where is he running to? There's nothing at either end of the hallway for him. He just runs back and forth. He's such a fool! I think he thinks I'm spying on him. PULEEEZE! I have far better ways to occupy my time than to worry about him!
I planned on playing with my little pink bird toy today, but then I realized that I needed to groom, so my bird will have to wait. I will try to squeeze it into my busy schedule for tomorrow, in between all of my beauty naps.
I really want some delicious kitty treats...perhaps I can use my cuteness to acquire some!
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