August 12th 2010 12:28 pm
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Dear Diary,

Just wanted to check in with you to let you know I'm okay. Mommy says I'm fat & sassy....just like always. :)

I say I'm NOT fat. I'm big boned. I keep telling Mommy I exercise all the time!

Every time she goes up or down the stairs, I go with her, and she goes up & down the stairs a LOT. She forgets my legs are much shorter than hers, so I really get a workout running stairs.

I jump onto the kitchen counters all the time and sometimes even keep going up to the top of the fridge. Of course, I always have to take a nap if I get up there. I also jump way up high onto the china cabinet, but again....then I have to nap.

Whenever Mommy sits in the bathroom (you know what I mean) I rub her legs. Then I jump & rub at the same time. Over and over until she is "finished."

I have to jump in the laundry room to get to our water fountain. I tell ya, she doesn't make it easy for me. How would she like it if SHE had to jump for her water!?!?!

If only Mommy would exercise as much as I do, she'd be back into those skinny jeans in no time flat.

Your Big-boned, svelte furriend,
Prince