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Cat--A Log by Joey

Joey's Rules of Kitty Konduct

1. Leave Parrots alone

2. Never come when called by name----I mean, c'mon, what are you, a
freakin' DOG!! Have some dignity, for cryin' out loud---be a COOL cat!

3. Pretend to watch tv. For some reason, it makes your people happy.

4. Don't eat tinsel. After you eat it, you think it's gone, but it's not. It comes
back, if you get my drift.

5. Make sure if you sit in one frozen position for about 2 hours , staring at a
bug on the wall, that it isn't a shadow. That is like SO embarassing!

6. If you fall asleep on the edge of the computer table & then fall off, act like
you meant to do that. (especially if people are laughing at you)

7. If someone brings over a precious little, furry darling, cute-as-a-bug-in-a- rug kitten, act all friendly-like, but send him psychic death threats.

8. If your people give you some new strange kind of "health" pet food, leave
an asparagus stalk on their pillow.

9. When being ignored by your people, go into the kitchen, hit the switch
to turn on the garbage disposal, & then start screeching & caterwauling
in a crazed manner.

10. Recite the Kitty Kat Motto every day: There is no such thing as an
Inferior Feline!!!!!

Joey's June Journal

Hi, all you great Cats & Kitties!! It's Joey, from the Lou here! (thanks to my homey, Nelly) Me-ow, Me-ow, oh-oh!! St. Louis is great right now--the usual awful humidity is nowhere around, the Cards are in first place again (as
usual)--& we are having a big garage sale, so there are plenty of boxes & bags to get into, papers to swat, & old stuffed animals to pounce on. Fun! (although I thought it was pretty rude of someone to stick a 25 cent sticker on my head!)
Gotta go now. Mommy is going to catch up on her Alias DVD shows, so I am gonna curl up in her lap & watch that cool Jennifer Garner. That girl is just
Purr-fect!!!!

Love you guys!!!
Joey

Merry Mousy Christmas to Everyone!

Just sending a Meow-out to all my kitty pals all over the globe! Hope all you dudes & dudettes have a doozy of a Christmas! May Santy Claws be extra good to all of you! Hope he leaves you all lots of catnip, cream & brand new yarn toys to play with. Please remember to say a meow for Peace on Earth, as I have a special pal who will be going back to Iraq for his second tour of duty after the New Year. Thanks! Hugs & Kisses & Merry Christmas from
Joey!