January 7th 2006 10:06 pm
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I invented a simple new game called "Bonk the Glass". Since I play it by myself you can say it's a solitaire game. All you need to play this game is a glass-top table and it works best if you have some sort of ID tag. The heavier tags or multiple tags are the most effective and get you the most attention.
The first thing I do is jump up on the glass-top coffee table. You can stand or sit but I prefer to sit. I look down and admire the reflection I see in the glass, and for some reason the image I always see looks just like me!! It is just so amazing that I have to take a closer look and "bonk" the glass with my face and my tag. After the first couple of bonks I usually have a captive audience consisting of kitties, doggies, and humans. So, in between each "bonk" I lick myself a few times to look cool for my audience. I usually do this for about a minute straight, bonking and grooming, bonking and grooming, and would say I can do about 20 bonks and 60 licks a minute!
The best part of this game is that I always win, since I'm the only one in the family who knows how to play. Now, if only I can get a treat for every bonk.......