Backfired

My bro, Sullivan, is so immature. He thinks he's so clever. He went out of his way to find the most unflattering picture of me he could find to put on his page. Mind you, it took him weeks to discover one. I'm so beautiful that it's almost impossible to take a bad shot when I'm the subject of a photo.

Take a look at the pic on his page, the one he calls 'chewing on my sis'. Such a juvenile title! Do you see what I see kitties? I see my bro sporting a PAUNCH!!!

He'll try to tell you it's just the way he was lying on the floor, that it's just a bad camera angle. I think not, Sullivan. We know what it is, don't we kitties? Uh huh.

Sullivan has a paunch! Sullivan has a paunch! Sullivan has a paunch!
*giggles*

Later kitties!

Tickled Pink !!

OMC!!! I was a Diary Pick today! I just started keeping a diary this week, too. What an honour! Thanks Catster! I'm tickled pink. *giggles*

You should see my brother, Sullivan. I can tell you that more than just his eyes are green today. Be patient little bro. You're still very young. Perhaps when you become more mature in your literary skills you MIGHT be honoured in a similar way. (But don't hold your breath.) *giggles*

Mother was very proud of me. She patted me on the head and said, "Congrats, Pansy". She muttered something else, too, but I couldn't quite make it out. It sounded like: "What were they thinking?" but I can't be certain. Whatever. I have no idea what that means anyway.

I want to thank all the kitties who sent me messages, pawmails and rosettes of concatulations. You are all so kind and thoughtful. Love ya!

Oh, I'm feeling so giddy and kittenish right now! I want to have some fun. Hmmm, I think I'll go play with Sullivan's bear. *giggles*

Later kitties!

Such a Charmer

Oh, I'm all a-tingle!
*giggles*

My sweet friend, *Bob*, gave me a star today! He's so handsome and charming and has the most delightful English accent when he meows. Do you know what he said to me? He said I was pretty. Oh my, it's getting warm in here again!
*giggles*

Thank you, Bob. You're so sweet to me.
*blush* *giggles*

Later kitties! I have to go and gaze upon a star.

Overwhelmed

I'm so overwhelmed by the thousands of messages I've received affirming that I am NOT overweight! Well, perhaps I've only actually received two but I'm sure the rest will come pouring in real soon. *giggles*

Another of my dashing and oh so handsome friends, *Diego*, sent me a rosette that was filled with so much TRUTH that I almost wept from the beauty of it. He said:
"You're not fat. You're fluffy."
You are so right, Diego. Mother and the vet are so not able to grasp this reality.

Speaking of Diego, have you seen him in his matador costume? Ooo la la! Turn up the air conditioner, mother, it's getting very warm in here! Oh my, oh my, oh my!
*giggles*

I'm sure you all are waiting to hear about my adventures today. Where to begin?
I had my breakfast this morning, got my brother to groom me afterwards and then slept most of the day. Soooo much excitement!

Later kitties! Time for a snooze.

My Debut

*pushes Sullivan off the stack of phone books he uses to reach the computer and grabs the keyboard*

Oh, I'm so giddy with excitement! Mother has allowed me to keep a diary! She even let me choose the title for it. Now everykitty will know the truth about me.

I shall begin by cautioning that you must never, ever believe a thing that Sullivan writes about me in his diary. He's far too lovestruck with his Smudgelet to think or record events accurately.

Let me tell you a bit about myself. I'm very beautiful, well mannered, gentle and modest. I never hiss or screech. I respect my brother's toys and food and would never dream of touching them without his permission. I'm a joy to be with at all times.

There has been some nasty meowing that I'm overweight. NOT! I have that on good authority. My dear friend *Bob* told me just today that I have a purrrrfect figure. So there! Bob is a very mature and worldly kitty (and very handsome, too *giggles*) who obviously knows perfection when he sees it.

I could just go on and on about myself but I'm getting sleepy. More about me later! Time for a snooze.