Strange dog

Theres a very strange looking dog in our house right now.
I think its a girl. Its black, has a short tail has barely any ears and smells like a flower. It scared me half to deaf!!
I ran up to Kobi's bed, it scared me 'cause I was hissing at her and then it started chasing me so I ran up to her bed!
Im still up here peeking over the edge at her.


Jimmy

MY BIRFDAY!!!

Today's my birthday!!!
But mommy didn;t know so she never celibrated:( No one did:(
But I think mommy and every one will tomorrow:D

Ahhhhhhhhhh.

Yesterday and this morning I layed around and slept with mommy.
She's sick :(
Her throat hurts and she gets a little peice of a head ache on the right side of her head. It's really weird.
I like suckling on her neck and ear, she says Im to big for that BUT I DON'T CARE!!
Mommy thinks maybe I got taken away from my furmommy to early :(
Yeah shes sick so I lay around all day.
Hehe, I have an escuse for laying around all day, hehe.
Last night mommy woke up for no reason and she felt like she was going to throw up, so I went and layed down with her.



I seen this "Ug Pug" (a Pug) sort of dog thing, I don't know exacly what it was but mommy says It might have been a Pug Chihuahua typ dog.
Bailey went over and started chasing it. I was sooo FUNNY!!
It was crying soo loud! It sounded like a screaming giant mouse :)
Yeah, it was a fun day :D


Be Cool Man!!
-Jim Jam

A BAT!!!!!!!!!!

I caught a bat.
I caught it a couple weeks ago. I brang it into the house and put it in Kobi's (moms sis') room :)
Moms mom had to catch it agian 'cause it flew out of my mouth and I just didn't want to catch it again.
So she caught it with this pan and a a little lid thingy.
They were screaming soooo much!
It hert my ears:(
I've caught things like moths and bees but never ever caught a bat befor.
It was hard.

bye!!

WOW

Wow! Mom didn't even know I was Diary of the Day!
I didn;t write in my Diary for awhile 'cause I was to busy.
But.. Wow! I didn't even know!
Woah, Catster HQ could've chose any one of 3000 cats on this site, but they chose me! I was sooooo exited!!
But mom just learned that I was DD the night after I was.
'Cause all my e-mails and stuff go to my moms moms e-mail adress because moms e-mail adress was bouncing those e-mails and stuff.
But i CAN'T BELIVE IT!!
wOW!!!!!!!!!!

hehe

I had a fun day!!

Today was pretty fun.
You know why?
Well first of all, I followed the girls(mommy and her sis') to this lady's house, I think it was they're Auntie. And Kayla(mommy's nickname) Brought along a leash, I thought that was a little suspishiss.
It was so hott out, I think it was about 50 degrees out (um does degrees mean hot?), and we had to walk across a really loooooong lot thingy, I was so tired and hot, Kayla had to carry me.
I kept trying to run back but Kayla kept catching me, I wish I woulda' stayed home=(
Well when we got to the lady's home I stayed out with Kayla for a while, I don't know why. God! we coulda' just went in like normal people, But noooo, we couldn't, we waited out there for about forty minutes! It was so hot out!! I was sooo boiling! than finally we went in. I was so relifed! I meowed all day.
Well when we were wathing( wow! thats a lotta' W words) Shrek2 I calmed down, and Kayla made me badanna to put around my neck, It had a fishy on it and it said "Mmmm tunna" And I think Kayla spelled tuna wrong.
And then she fed me a chocolate icecream peace.
Then we went outside and I was going for a walk around then Kayla takled me, I think she thought I was trying to run away.
And then I found a spot to go under the patio.
It was so fun under there, and then I tried to go poop but then I didnt want to, so I went into the very pretty garden and went, Mommy was so grossed out. then I want and took a drink out of the fish pond.
And then I went for another walk to the dog pen and it started Barking at me! I was so petrified I couldn't move, then Kayla took me into her arms and then I finally moved.
And then at last We went home!!
I was so happy I kissed the ground! (literally, I kissed the ground)
Then later, about three hours after Shorty caught a mouse in the house(hehe, it rymed), then it got away and it ran to me! It ran right under my mouth!! so obveisly I took it in my mouth and ran to the back door, then Kobi( moms sis') opened the door for me, then they followed mr to the driveway. It was alive, it wiggled in my mouth! Then I put it down and played with it, it was so fun!! then it ran under the chain link fence, and Kobi was trying to catch it and free it into the feild, but, she failed, then I waited for a while and Shorty was smart enough to find that hole in the fence and catch it! I WAS SO MAD!!
*mumbles* stupid shorty.




It was a fun
day!

kittens

I was in Shorty's bed today licking them and stuff. I'm they'er Uncle now!
I was licking they'er bums.(Well an Uncles got to clean they'er nephews and neices.)
And mom was helping me babysit, It was so fun!!!!!!!
I was really getting into it!
When mom left I was still in there licking them. I usually go when ever mom goes.
Shorty was really happy when I was babysitting.




P.S
I'm bigger than the picture on my page.

as big

Im as big as Shorty now! I think she's shrinking 'cause she's having her kittens soon. Like, she used to be so huge!, now, she's like puny. Can you belive it, Im not even as old as her yet. She might have stopped growing, like you know, how parents stop growing at about 50 or something, I think she has. But she's just a baby, and she's having kittens?!!! It's amazing!! I don't think mommy ment for Shorty to get pregnant.