March 9th 2007 7:10 am
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My humans are so whiny! Just this morning I've already heard:
"That's my head, not the pillow you're charging across."
"The hairbrush is not a food group."
"How can I wash my hands if you're in the sink?"
"Its a bag of coffee beans, not a kitten cave with tiny bean monsters."
"That's your brother, not a chew toy."
"Okay so THESE are chew-able socks?"
"When your brother hisses, he's done playing with you."
"Don't sit in the food dish."
"Ahhh! Attack of the carpet crab again!?!"
"MY coffee, your milk cup. Keep them straight."
"My coffee is not for bathing paws in."
"Give back that tasty fish food lid and don't poke holes in it!"
"So it THAT where the blanket went?"
"My what a nice yarn tangle sculpture you three made last night!"
"Don't jump in my breakfast plate!"
"Why are you wet?"
"You can not visit the porch while wet."
"How did you track litter all the way over here?!"
"Stop climbing curtains."
"My fingers are NOT removable."
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