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Mewsings of a Green-Eyed Kitty

Halloween tag

My friend Athena tagged me for the Halloween game. I'm supposed to say 5 things that I like about Halloween and then tag 6 friends. Momma won't let me play though. I don't really like Halloween and Momma says the 5 things I wanted to say were cruel and unPC so she wouldn't type them. (Actually, I didn't even get to 5 things - she stopped me after she heard the first one.)

Swimming with the fishes

I've convinced the young fools that they need to take swimming lessons if they want to be pirates. So this evening I told Hamlet that I've found the perfect place for him on the Cape. There's a nice quiet beach in Chatham where he can go and learn to swim with the dolphins. The humans have all left for the season so he'll have privacy. He asked if Jack could come too and I told him that there was a nice herd of seals at the same beach who would make Jack feel right at home. After all, he's black like they are, so he'd fit right in. They're both so excited.

Now I just have to find them a ride to the beach. Maybe FedEx?

Foolish, annoying humans!!!

I should have suspected something was up when Momma came home early today . . . She threw me into the carrier and took me to THAT PLACE again!!! That's three times in one month and I'm not even sick!!!

So I protested loudly the whole way over there and continued protesting into the lobby. Then all the humans just had to comment. "Is she always this talkative?" "She sounds just like the cats in the books, ME-OW" and one lady even walked all the way from the other waiting area because she could hear me and wanted to see me. Hmpf!

Then the v-e-t dragged me out of my carrier and forced open my mouth and brushed my teeth! It was TORTURE!!! And I tried to get back into my carrier once, but the door was closed and I banged my head again the metal cage! And the humans said, "Awwww" then LAUGHED!!! HMPF!!!

I don't need their fake sympathy anyway!