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Fat,Fluffy,Furry,and Feminine

Who,Me?

The Infamous Cat Hater hates me.Why?I'm cute,lovable,soft and fluffy, and sweet.I wouldn't harm a fly (well,maybe I'd bat it out of the air and try to play with it).She says mean things about me.She calls me "tubby' and "lardbutt"!She calls me that "g*d*a*n cat"!She calls me "PPCat"!Everytime one of us misses the litterbox (if you know what I mean) guess who gets blamed?Whenever someone throws up a hairball,guess who gets blamed?You guessed it-ME,Maggie, the cat who gets no respect!She just totally hates me.Once,mom said (out loud) "Dead Maggie", and this CH gets an EVIL GRIN on her face and says "GOOD"!MEOWCH! Nobody cares about my feelings!

Pests-And an Intro

Hi!I'm Maggie May,and I'm a cat.I was named after the Rod Stewart song,or so I was told by my mom.I have no idea who this "Rod Stuart" guy is,but I have heard the song-mom plays it for me.She thinks it's funny when I look up whenever this guy sings my name.I thought he was talking to me.I live in the same house as my sister.She is a grey,tan, and white tortoiseshell (calico), whatever.Mom figures that our mother was an american shorthair tan/white and that sis's father was grey/tan/white or at least grey.He was also shorthaired like her.My daddy was a Persian,possibly black and white.I think sis is jealous of me because she has short hair and I have long.So, to make up for that,God gave her an extra toe.My sis is a polydactyl (did you spell that right mom?).That means big whoop in my book.My mom is always so busy,so I'm a Daddy's Girl.My daddy is special.I love to follow him around-maybe he has food or treats for me!He like to pet me and scratch all my itchy spots with his rough man hands (sorry mom,but you just can't pet hard enough).I meow at him and he'll pick me up and give me a big hug!He calls me his "furry groupie",whatever that means!Next time I'll tell about my pet peeves,like those two little brats...