I Want Cat Treats NOW!

Meow, Meooww, Meoowwww!

That is what I say when I'm trying to tell meowmy to give me some cat treats. Actually, first I will go out to the kitchen and sit down in the same spot every morning and then I will start talking. Meowmy usually caves in and gives me some treats. Sometimes if I am not full, I will do this several times to see if meowmy will give me more treats. Usually I'm told, "Colleen, I can't give you anymore treats or else you will become a fat cat." I say forget that! When a kitty wants treats a kitty should be able to have treats.

This morning I was hanging out in the kitchen again after having my morning treat and meowmy was eating her breakfast. Well meowmy was too preoccupied with eating her breakfast that she didn't stop to give me anymore treats, so I decided to try and open the kitchen cupboards to see if there were any cat treats in there. Darn! The cupboards have kitty proof locks on them. Why does meowmy do that? Anymeow, she claims there aren't any cat treats in there anymeow, but I just don't know about that meowmy of mine.

Today we are supposed to get the first substantial snowfall of the winter. I'm just being a lazy cat like a usually am and am napping on my meowmy's bed.

Hope everycat has a nice day!

Colleen

Catmas Staycation!

Meow,

As I meowed earlier, I was on staycation over the Catmas weekend. I had a good weekend just resting, eating, and enjoying my toys. I also decided to leave meowmy 4 little hairball presents. Meowmy didn't seem to like them as much as I thought she would.

Meowmy told me that she got to see my cousin Kitty Mae yesterday. Kitty Mae is a cute little orange tabby kitty with one eye. You see Kitty Mae had a tumor behind one of her eyes and had to have it removed over the summer, but she is doing quite well. Meowmy says that she is much shyer than I am around company though. She let meowmy pet her, but then she ran right down to the basement and hid. Meowmy also got a book from Kitty Mae and her bird sister Baby the cockateil.

I was also glad to hear that the Green Bay Packers won their game against the Chicago Bears last night. They have only lost 1 game out of about 15 games so far. We think it would be pretty cool if they made it to the Superbowl again this year.

Lastly and most impawtantly, I'd like to thanks everycat who left me Catmas rosettes. I love them all.

Colleen

Merry Catmas!

Meow,

I would like to take this time to wish everycat on here a Merry Catmas. I will be on Staycation here for the Catmas weekend. Meowmy is going out of town with Grandmaw and Grandpaw to celebrate with some other relatives. We celebrated Catmas early, last weekend. I received many pawsome presents - some fur wipes, World's Best Cat Litter, Litter box deodorizer, a couple bags of Feline Greenies, a stocking with a bunch of little balls and mousies in it, a pink blankie with cats on it, some little sushi catnip toys, some candy catnip toys, and my favorite toy - this box like toy with a bunch of holes in it that had a mousie and ball with it.

Also, I'd like to thank everycat on here who sent Catmas cards and Rosettes.

Colleen

St. Nick Came!

Meow,

I don't know if any other cats out there have this tradition, but in the area we live in, on the night of Dec. 5 St. Nick is supposed to come and leave children treats in their stockings. Well, St. Nick is repeating his past mistakes. He forgot my house last night. Meowmy tells me that St. Nick forgot her house once when she was in kindergarten and he had to come while she was in school. Well, St. Nick magically appeared later this morning and brought me a Cosmic Catnip bannana, a Yeooww! Catnip Pillow and a Yeoow! Catnip Christmas Tree, and a little packet of some really pawsome moist catfood called Cats In The Kitchen - Love Me Tender (it has duck and chicken in gravy in it.). Thank you so much St. Nick! You have made this kitty very happy today.

Colleen

Catmas Cards!

Meow,

Lately, I received two really cute Catmas Cards. One was from my friends Samoa, Violet, Gleek, Inky, and Newman and their meowmy. It had all my furrends cute little faces on it and the other card I got was from my furrends Hondo, Boogers, Fido, Mittens, Tiskers, Porkchop, Ethan and their pawrents. It had a painted portrait of their entire family on it and was very cute. As I've said before, I've already sent my cards out to my Catster furrends who I have current addresses for and who indicated they would like to pawticipate in a Catmas card exchange. If any of my other furrends on here would like to exchange cards, please send me a p-mail with your contact info and I will have my secretary send you our info via p-mail.

Colleen

Meowmy Is Invited to a Holiday Pawty and I Can't Come!

Meow, Hiss,

Meowmy just informed me that she is invited to a Holiday Pawty at the hospital she volunteers at and that cats aren't invited. I must argue with her that the invitation didn't say anything about no cats allowed and it did say you could bring a guest for an extra $10. Couldn't I just go in my stroller and pose as a therapy cat? What's worse is that meowmy told me they are serving turkey. Furrst, I miss turkey on Thanksgiving and now I miss it around Catmas. I really think more businesses knead to become cat friendly. Maybe I should start petition that all businesses must allow cats in provided they are in strollers. What does everycat think about that? The way things are right now, I think a lot of us cats miss out on many fun events and yummy dinners.

Colleen

A Catmas Poem

It was the first day of December
Not much I remember
I went on a trip with catnip
Under the tree I did slip
Into a deep sleep
No one was making a peep
Through the window, the sun was beaming
I was dreaming
In my nip dreams I saw two little green mousies with Santa hats creep
Then I paused
Who did I see but Santa Paws,
He swooped down deep from the sky so high,
with red birdies who pulled his sleigh
This was bright as day,
The birdies unloaded Santa's sleigh which was very sturdy
Being very careful as not to get the condo dirty
Soon I woke up from my nip dream
No sign of Santa Paws, mice, or birdies to be seen
No plate with cat treats or pawresents under the tree
It just occured to me I had the wrong date
Santa Paws doesn't come until Catmas



Anymeow, I hope everycat enjoyed my little poem and Merry Catmas to each and every cat out there in Catsterland!

Colleen

Catmas Decorations!

Meow,

On Friday meowmy didn't want to go out shopping with all the craziness of Black Friday, so she decided to put up the Catmas decorations. I've been a really good girl around them too. I no longer play with the ornaments on the tree like I used to. I guess I learned my lesson from the cold spray bottle showers I used to get when I'd play with the ornaments. Now I just like to sit under the tree and look cute.

Something tells me there will be a lot of pawresents under the tree for me this year. After all, Santa Paws always knows when I've been naughty or nice and this year I've been nice.

Colleen

I'm Jealous!

Meow,

Meowmy just informed me that at Thanksgiving Dinner yesterday, they had chicken as one of their items. They also had Garfield's favorite - lasanga, both a vegetarian and meat one, mac and cheese, green bean casserole, dinner rolls, pumpkin and apple pie. With all this good food, meowmy had the nerve not to bring me any home. No fair!

Today meowmy is going to work on putting up our Catmas decorations. I'm probably going to try and play with the ornaments on the tree. I think that is the best pawt about the holidays! What about all you cats out there? What is your favorite thing to play with as far as the holiday decorations? I know some cats like to climb the Catmas tree. I'm not a Catmas tree climber myself.

Colleen

Thanksgiving and New Cousin!

Meow,

Happy Thanksgiving to all my furrends in Catsterland! I'm going to be celebrating by myself today, but I am going to be having Thanksgiving Day Dinner. You see it's a flavor of cat food that Merrick's makes and it has you guessed it, turkey in it. I would also like to thank my furrends Boogie and family for the yummy pumpkin pie rosette. After I eat all this food, I know I will need to take a catnap.

In other news there was some talk recently of me getting a new cat cousin. Well, meowmy found out today that it's official. I do have a new cousin now. Her name is Nora and she is a cute little orangie. She joins her big sisfur Roxy.

Everycat have a nice day and try not to overdo it on all the delicious Thanksgiving food!

Colleen