SO HOT!

I'm sorry I've not been updating my diary lately...Well let's see...oh yes! I found a new hiding spot today! The humans have been looking everywhere for me! heh heh heh...you might be asking yourself "why are you hiding?" but I'm really not! It's been SO hot! I just want to cool down! Ah...they're calling my name again...I got a drink of water-just to let them know I'm ok, but they're still trying to find me! Uh oh...I think they just did...well there goes that fun! I gotta go find a new hiding spot!

Hope you're all nice and cool!

~Pusscat

Wah ha ha ha ha HA!

Feeder let Kitten and me outside this morning. About and hour later she let us back in. This suited me fine 'cause all I was doing was trying not to get wet. Of course Kitten didn't seem to notice that it had rained last night, and ran straight into the bushes!
About ANOTHER hour later, the other tried to get Kitten in. He hid under a shrub. He seemed quite terrified as the birds "mocked" him (he's terrified of birds). Suddenly, someone opened the door, I wasn't sure who. Then, I heard Vvvvvvvr... of the can opener. I ran for the kitchen, only to find that it WASN'T feeding time, and the can opener was to get Kitten in! It worked. He was soaking wet, and every other step, he lifted up one of his legs and tried to get it dry by shaking it. It only made him fall down!

Drip, drip, drip...

I am going nuts if you plee-eeaase! It has been pouring all day, but how was I supposed to know?! Feeder "accidentally" let me and Kitten outside. I went to go roll in the clay but before I knew it, I looked like a drowned rat! Kitten didn't seem to care, the idiot. I cried and cried to be let back in, Kitten, on the other hand, looked like a moron. He was running around, until a bird scared him...

When we were FINALLY let back in it was too late. My fleece was soaked. Feeder was obviously cold because she was in a chair with a big down comforter. What better to make you warm then 2 wet cats? Not long after I had bristled my fur to make it dry when the young one came and matted it back down. I felt like biting her hand off.

Well, now I'm staring out the window crying to be let back out. Don't ask me why... Well...see ya

Give me some paws people!!

What the heck?!

I awoke this very fine morning to find a suitcase in the middle of the of the floor. Oh my gosh! What if they're going away!! That would be so...wait, who would feed us?! Oh man, what if mom--I...mean feeder leaves us with one of those awful sitters. Oh wait, she's NOT going. Good...

The outside world...

Although I am indeed an indoor cat, I wasn't always. When I was a young little kitten, I would roam the earth, and every creature would bow to me! OK, they petted me...but still. There was this HUGE patch of ivy beside my house, and it wouln't be 2 minutes before I caught something! And of course, I would graciously give my beautifuly rotting shrew to my humans. But for some reason, they never seemed happy, wonder why... Now I am declawed, how I hate them. But that doesn't stop me! When for a brief 3 hours I was locked outside, I felt 2 months old again! Oh yes! I feel good now! Please read Kitten's other entry, I sure it'll be "fantastic"...Bye for now!

My insane brother...

As a first entry, I have decided to introduce all of you to my brother, Kitten. He may look good on a photo, and he may have more friends then me, but if you really got to know him...lets not go there. First of all, he actually sleeps in a "bed", covers and all! I would rather be eaten by a rabid fox... Secondly, he couldn't catch a mouse even if one was asleep in his mouth! He worships one human but is completely and utterly terrified by another. Make up your mind man!! And, he is actually afraid of birds! He can't even put a paw outside...cough-scaredycat.
Please read my brother's entry (he's whining again)