Sneaky plans I ofurheard

I heard Meowmie making plans to take mwe in to da v*t to get groomed. Good luck wif dat. Meowmie says I am part wild efen dough I was nefur, efur outside fur da night. I will put up a big, bloody fight if she tries to put mwe in a carrier.
She may haf to trank all of us, she said...boy will da boys be mad at dat...she can't get any meds down mwe unless it's in my food and anyfing I have in da way of food gets shared. It will be a lot of drama just to get my fur untangled.

I hope someone can safe mwe furom dis torture! I don't want to go to a vet, I don't want to go to a groomer!