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So my human found this site and...

Now I'm on here!

September 15th 2013 5:44 am
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My human is typing as I'm dictating, of course. It wouldn't do for the future Emperor of the World to type his own entries. She already wrote how we met, so I don't need to go there. Suffice to say, however, she's the first human I bent to my indomitable will. It kind of sucks that I don't have thumbs, so I can't get back outside to do my dominating of the world the old fashioned way, but the human insists that this internet thing will do just as well.

I've been informed that talking about my intention to rule the world isn't polite for first impressions. Really, why does no one tell me these things before I take over the humans mind... er, fingers? Anyway, my cat name is Fluffy. Don't ask me why, she called me Satan when we first met. I like that name much better, but at least now she sometimes calls me Demon. That works for now, though her mother says that calling me either of them isn't nice. Silly humans.

So... hi. Bow and stuff. That reminds me, I really like that Loki character from the movies we've been watching a lot lately. He has style. I need to meet him, he could be the commander of my armies. He does good work, but needs better direction. Which I could give, because really? Thanos? The Chitauri? Thpfft... worthless. I think my human's geekiness may have started to rub off a little. Don't judge me. The intelligent will rule the world, not the meek. Whoever thought of that?

I'm being reminded again that this isn't nice to be talking about. Whatever, I do what I want. I'm a cat, after all! Though, I admit to being rather zoned out right now, so this shall be a short entry into this new way of ruling the world. The human's been up all night catering to my whims, so I suppose I'll let her sleep, too. See? I'm nice.


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