November 15th 2012 10:54 pm
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6:00 am~ Gently plop on the large furless mum's face. Pat face gently
6:05 am~ Bat harder. Mummy grumbles and rolls over. Sigh
7:00 am~ Repeat Love Tap
8:00 am~ Repeat Love Tap
8 10 am~ When all else fails, drop a mylar ball on her face. Mum gets grumpy and throws it and then instigates a game of fetch; claw carpets
9:30 am~ Mum gets out of bed, then distupting my perfect sleeping spot. As punishment, I dash out before her and get underfoot
9:45 am~ Steal a sip out of Mum's mysterious cup of bitter liquid
10:00 am~ Run around the house like a crazy person
12:00 pm~ Visit the box
12:10 pm~ Steal Mum's coloring utensils, drag her feathered stick
12:30 to 5pm~ Nap on favorite chair
5:00 pm~ Drown feather stick in water bowl
5: 15 pm~ DINNER. Alas, no fishy goodness. Knock dry hard food bowl over in protest
6:00 to 10:00 pm~ Nap on Mums bed
10:00 pm~ Visit box
Visit box (again)
She leaves and I poop to spite her
10:30 to 12:00 am~ Be annoying as physically possible.
Ah, the life of a cat....
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You have to work on Mum to get up earlier. Cats need attention attention attention. MOL
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