May 16th 2013 1:55 pm
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My dearest Mumma, bless her heart...says that I must watch my wait - how do you watch your wait? I thought wait was something you do - like wait fur breakfast, wait for supper, wait for a snack...wait wait wait that's all I do!
Oh wait (there's that word again) - Mumma says my spelling is wrong...she says it's WEIGHT that I must watch. She says 16 pounds and six oounces is more than enough and that I'm causing her back pain and she DOES NOT appreciate it when I bounce on her belly ( she gets red in the face and makes a funny sound like "oooooooooph" when I do that).
I think I should wait to watch my weight - I'm still a growing boy and I bet I will have to wait fur supper again tonight. *sigh*
Claude (not CLOD)
November 17th 2012 4:18 pm
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Hello,
I recently went to a cat shew and there was a lot of other cats there. I was in one class with Marlin...and he beat me the darn shew-off!
The judging peeple didn't like my COLOR!!
Now in this day and age isn't that...purrlickatily incorrect??
And REELY! who are THEY to judge ME??
LAH DEE DAH... my mumma still loves me a lot - even if I'm not PURRFECT!!!
Lubs,
Claude (NOT Clod)
July 5th 2012 6:21 pm
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oh BOY!!
yesterday I got DOTD!! Mumma was quite surprised and I was too!
thank you everycat who sent nice messages and treats!
And thank you Miss Diary Girl! You are MY pick of the day!!
Love,
Claude (NOT Clod)
July 3rd 2012 2:53 pm
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Hello I am Claude. Claude Hoppurr.
My new mumma gave me this name because I have an extra toe on one front paw.
Purrsonally I would have purrfurred the name "Your Highness" or maybe "Tuff Stuff", but alas, it was not to be. (shucks)
I will be going "home" in a few short weeks with my brofur, Marlin Purrkins.
Fanks fur reading!
Claude (NOT Clod)
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