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new stripper pole

Mom said this week I'm gonna get Bogey's stripper pole. She said he never played with it and since they're moving, Bogey's mom doesn't want to take it with her so I get it! WOOOOOO I'll have TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mom said she will probably put it in my room by my tree. How pawsome is that? She said that maybe we could put it in the living room by the big window, that would be cool too! I have beat the crap out of my current one, all the scratcher stuff is shredded, mom has to fix it.

Thanks everyone!

I guess I was a Catster featured diary yesterday! How pawsome! Me, mom, and Java were busy cleaning and really didn't get to be online too much yesterday to acknowledge it! Thanks for all the zealies everyone gave me! This is so cool, now excuse me, I must go bask in my fabulousness!

I was NOT happy

Mom dashed home and grabbed me and tried furiously to cram me into the crate. I wanted NO PART OF IT! What the HELL! No! I tried to climb the wall, mom was getting annoyed. Java told me to just trust mom and let her get me secure so Java could get harnessed up and we could evacuate the apartment. I DON"T CARE! Mom kept saying "for my own protection" even though I didn't understand nor did I care to. SHE ACTUALLY SHOVED ME INTO THE THING ASS-FIRST!!!!!!! And smooshed my face down so she could close the door! WHAT THE!!!!

All because the exterminator came with zero notice to inspect and spray and wanted us out. he could have worked around me yknow?! For my own safety. Whatever.