January 12th 2012 11:46 am
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Sometimes, no, most times, my sister Hetty Miep is a bit of a *whispers* bully.
Yesterday, she was in especially fine form. First she smacked Artie on the head several times before lunch. He returned the favor.
Then, when my female human was beached on the couch with the fluffy comforter and Hilda, Elvin, and Hetty Miep, I tried to join them. Hetty Miep smacked me on each side of the head and then on top of my head. When I turned around to jump down, she smacked me on my bottom!
Later, she decided that Jack needed to be taught a lesson (for sitting in one of our boxes with blankets). He saw her coming and did what he always does before being smacked down by HM: he threw himself down on his back with his paws in the air like four “I surrender” flags, froze while HM delivered the smacks, and lay stunned in the same position for a few seconds after HM left. Don’t worry though, after he noticed that she was gone, he immediately bounced back up and was ready to play.
I watched from a safe distance and thought, Glad that’s not me. And, Hmmm. Maybe I can be like her someday!
You just need to practice your smacky paw!
I know all about sisters like that - I live with one! I'm doing a big MOL thinking about Jack on his back with his paws in the air!
I get beat up sometimes by Callie or Rose if I start getting too pesty.
Jezebel, Artie is teaching me how to smack HM!
Newman, yeah, my brother looked pretty ridiculous. Mom says he looks too adorable when he does that, but I guess HM doesn't think so.
Teebo, HM smacks us before we even have the chance to get pesty. No fair!
sally; my stars, you know, craftsmanship like hetty's comes with age and experience; don't worry, one day you too will have mewves like jackie chan as hetty does....while it SEEMED as if hety was trying to bully you, she in truth was REACHING you the left, right, top switch mewve so it would ingrain in your memory, then when you feel the need to say, smack jack becasue he's your brother and a boy, you will have the mewve down pat !!
hugs girl from dai$y of smelly trout towne !