July 5th 2012 6:16 am
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I just want to set this story straight. I did NOT fall off the cattery ramp because I am too fat; Fearless PUSHED me!!! Well, she didn’t mean to, but we were playing and she was moving so fast; she bumped me and I lost my balance and went flying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
And I think it is totally uncalled for that just because of that, the Mama should put me on a diet. The nerve. I’m not fat, I’m big-boned. 14…and a half…lbs is NOT too heavy!!! A lot of that is fur anyway. My fur is WAY thicker than those skinny, black-furred, wanna-be panthers. They have no idea how I suffer. Of course, I’ve got the upper hand in the winter…heeheehee!
Hate to say it, Sleeper, but 14.5 pounds is...well...fat!
Sorry Sleeper, I have to agree with Monster and the Mama.
14.5 pounds isn't fat - I used to weigh 18. That's fat!
Well, Sleeper sweetie, I iz on'y 10 lbs 'n so I don't know if Ur really fat or jus' maybe fluffy~ But if U gonna blame Fearless fur bein' a wild child like Mallee iz, U gotta keep ur figure trim so U can not let her push U 'round~! Jez, U don't weight 18 lbz anymore, dat iza too fat~! So health iz my concern here, fur U Sleep~! Jus' memmer my furcuz Ziggy weighed in at 18 lbs 'n I got real concerned 'bout him 'n him ona strict diet now~! Iz all fur da best~! 'n I glad U gettin' better ona Ur limp~! Take care, sugar pie~!!
Well, I see all the facts are "weighed" against me. The evidence appears to be "heavy" on the side of my dieting. I suppose I should think deeply about the "gravity" of this situation. This is a "hefty burden", being "pressured" to lose weight. But I guess the charges have "substance". I'll ponder it...
Gee, Sleeper, you look pretty trim to me. I'm pushing 17 pounds now, but my breed can easily top 20 without being overweight. Still, it's better to be a bit on the lean side, I think. Maybe an exercise program? For every morsel of food, you give Fearless the smacky paw?
You are a funny one, Sleeper! Keep that sense of humor! MOL!
I agree with the posts that say you want to be lean so you can keep up with Fearless and Samhain. Also much better for your joints to have less to carry around. Since you are only a youngster, best to get your weight in check now while it is easier. Wand toys are a great way to exercise.
Bad Fearless! =D (someone has to be on your side!)
When I cuddle with momma at night, she says i take up half the bed, but i knows shes just kidding... i thinks?
P.S- Dont let your mama tell my momma about this "diet" business! She might get some crazy idea for me!