July 31st 2010 9:02 am
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I have cauliflower ear , as many of you know, and first I'm gonna explain to you what that is:
You know how the skin on the inside of your ear is flat? Well, a blood thing exploded or popped or something, and that flat part is now a blood pouch on my left ear. We're hoping it absorbs back in, and I'm eating okay and all.
Thanks so much fur you're prayers and furiend requests and gifts!!! Luv you all!
May 8th 2010 10:26 am
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Well, apparently I'm a "movie star" now. Mom used her camera to make videos of me, and I was moved around a lot...
You see, Mom made me rob a bank and murder a little stuffed dog. And I went to jail, as the show was called Patches Goes to Jail. Lover is not a good jail guard. I actually escaped the jail because he wasn't doing his job right. Woo hoo! But, I was caught again, and put in PRISON! Sheesh, I am not happy about this. I mean, I sniffed a 20 dollar bill. What's wrong with that? It smells like old catnip, what's a cat to do about that? Luckily I am fast.
I also starred in a word from our sponsers, as Mom called it. It was about a dog spray!!! MOL, it was fun. But I didn't even get to use it, so I moved my paw and WOOSH! There goes the little stuffed prop dog onto the floor. Yeah, I murdered it, right? NOT. So, I had a very inpurresting day today, and let's hope it never happens again.
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