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HALP! Mommy wants to kiss my bewwy!

April 20th 2011 11:52 pm
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Momma keeps looking at me like I'm a big stuffed furry cute animal, and she wants to squeesh me hard! Oh wait...I AM! MOL! Well I have to admit that when I'm sleeping in my wittle beddy I am awfully cute. If I do say so myself. She keeps looking at me and staring and smirking. And she says "Finney I can hardly stand it, I want so bad to come over there and kiss your whole belly, you're so darned cute!!!"

AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOO! Not my bewwy! You can kiss my toes mommy, I love that furry much. You can kiss my head, my ears, even my eyes and nose, I love that furry much too. And I espeshially love when you kiss my bum. MOL. NO! GROSS everyone who's thinking yuckery thoughts (Zach!). The top of my bum where my back is. MOL.

But NOT my BEWWY!!! Oh no, she says she's going to sneak up on me and do it anyways, when I least expect it! Why momma? Why would you torture me like that? I've been a good boy haven't I? Well okay, not really. I've already put several lovely pulls in her new curtains. I'm also going back to biting on the wires behind the television (I'm a joy to be around folks!). Mom has baby-poofed this house furry well but not well enough. Heh heh heh (as River would say).

So this is my punishment! I guess I'll have to accept it and deal with it. But it's not going to be easy. I can't guarantee I won't meow at you, punch you in the nose with my big tiger paw, sneeze in your face, burp, fart or squirm so furry hard I leap out of my bed in mid kissy and accidentally scratch you! Then I'll just give you the look of death for the rest of the day.

But if you insist on doing this, it's your choice. You've been warned mommy! You've been warned.

 
Purred by: Shade (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 10:41 am

Oh no Finney! My mom just did that to me this morning because I was lying on the ironing board and she said she couldn't stand seeing my puff belly do close! Ack, it's a hoomon plot!!!
Purred by: Macy Angel (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 12:48 pm

Chill doode :) Mommy kisses are so nice.Well, as long as they stay within the time limit.
Purred by: The Pharaoh Loki Mahes (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 1:02 pm

Mama kisses are nice but we have to have a limit to what is kissable. But let me share these meows of wisdom, once a Mama gets it in their head that they are going to kiss you, no matter the part chosen, they will do just that!
I get my Royal Belly kissed too.
Just go with it.
MOL
Purred by: Sandi G

April 21st 2011 at 1:50 pm

I, just like the Royal Pharaoh Loki, too get my belly kissed:) She only gets one chance at it so she knows to do it quickly and run. Enjoy being loved and cuddled, some poor kitties dont have that pleasure. Happy Easter! Love, Tate
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 2:43 pm

We have to put up with girls going crazy over our cuteness, Finney! It's part of the deal!
Purred by: Mr. Spot (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 2:48 pm

What is it with these mamas and the belly kisses? I'll be peacefully lying on my back sleeping the sleep of innocense when Jen comes along and kisses/raspberries my belly. I look at her like "WOMAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! Jen laughs at me. What's a guy gotta do to get some peace 'round here?
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 3:18 pm

MOL! You are all so wise! It's true, I guess when you're this furry cute, like all of us are, we have to expect it. I guess it's not so bad, and Tate is right. Seeing as how when I was just a wee baby someone dumped me on the side of the road, it could be worse. I could have no meowmy who goes nuts over my poofiness and loves me this much.

Although I think Shade is right! It's a hooman PLOT!!! GACK! Well, my solace is that mommy will get a mouff full of poofs when she kisses my bewwy, heh heh heh. Then SHE'LL be yaking up hairballs. I don't want to see her do a flojectile though, that's just gross. It's okay for us to do it, that's talent!
Purred by: Laura W

April 21st 2011 at 4:59 pm

dood

da sole you shun ta this iz simple......

eat a trout.....

haz fish breath......

when yur mom picks ewe up...do like this.........HAAAAAAAAAAA....

N make sure ewe haz squint eyes when ewe do it sew her noes ewe meen business......

peace out N rock on
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 5:04 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're furry smart Tabbies and FURRY funny!
Purred by: Callie (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 6:28 pm

Why are Moms always obsessed with our bellies?
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 6:51 pm

Cause we're so darned cute and floofery and soft. I mean look at us!!! We're all gorgeous!
Purred by: Mr D - D'boat #19 (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 8:13 pm

Hee hee I second that we are too cute and humans just can't resist us. Unfortunately I think it's in your job description to put up with it, just like it is to tear the curtains for decoration.
Purred by: River (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 8:14 pm

OH NOSE! Why do these mommies do that to us? My mommy is ALWAYS trying to get my belly! If she wants a kitty belly why doesn't she go for Simone? Simone LOVES belly attention! NOT ME! NO BELLIES FOR ME!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 8:30 pm

I think it's cause you resist like I do River. The more we resist the worse it gets. Yeah D, mom started bunching up the curtain at night so I can't get at it. Hiiisssssss! She's no fun.
Purred by: Zeke (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 10:55 pm

Oh No not the bellie, we just don't get the need for Moms to cherish us with their kisses on the bellie...I don't like it either, I use my back legs on Mom when she tries to plant a kiss on my belly...bellies are precious!!!

Zeke
Purred by: Simone (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 10:57 pm

You kitties are all crazy! If I could, I'd have mommy kissing my belly 7 days a week 24 hours a day! I LOVE LOVE LOVE belly rubs and belly kissies and belly attention in any way! My belly is a work of art and it deserve to be honored! hehehe! LOVE MY BELLY!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 10:58 pm

MOL! Wow Moe Moe. That's unusual for a kitty. I don't know if I should bunny kick my mommy though Zeke. I might lodge a nail in her neck or something and then where will my food come from?
Purred by: Simone (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 11:24 pm

hehehe! As mommy types this I'm flopped at her feet showing off my belly crying for attention! I am all about the bellies! You should give it a try Finney, it's the best feeling in the world to have a fantastic belly rub!
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 11:36 pm

I'm with you Simone! I LOVE mommy to rub my belly. I'm always turning over on my back so she can rub me!
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

April 22nd 2011 at 5:53 am

I love belly rubs. Sometimes I get belly kisses too, but I like kissies on the top of my head the best.
Purred by: Gumpy Sweet Boy (Catster Member)

April 23rd 2011 at 2:34 am

Momma loves my soft belly. I like to lay in her arm on my back and she rubs my belly. I don't mind belly kisses either. Sometimes she'll kiss my belly and she sends good energy to my inner areas where I have had some health concerns.
Purred by: MILO BLUE EYES DB# 73A (Catster Member)

April 24th 2011 at 8:03 pm

Oh oh OH I lubbs belly rubs 'n kisses too Simone 'n Lacey 'n Jezebel!! Gump I agree, dare is so mush love given dare on da belly! I guess I am jus' a furry big lovin' feline dat lubbs kisses 'n rubs anywhere I can get 'em. Mom holds me like a baby 'n kisses my paws all da time. Her did dat since I wuz really young 'n dats why I am so good when her trims my nails too! I not care. Shrugs. I jus' lubbs my mommy's touches. I beg fur 'em lots 'n lots! FINN is not punishment, her jus' lubbs u lots 'n wants to show u~! Paws on fur dose mommy kisses!!

Purrs 'n head bonks,
MILO

 

Finnegan (Finney)


 

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