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The Floof Report
HALP! Mommy wants to kiss my bewwy!April 20th 2011 11:52 pm[ View A Comments (22) ]
Momma keeps looking at me like I'm a big stuffed furry cute animal, and she wants to squeesh me hard! Oh wait...I AM! MOL! Well I have to admit that when I'm sleeping in my wittle beddy I am awfully cute. If I do say so myself. She keeps looking at me and staring and smirking. And she says "Finney I can hardly stand it, I want so bad to come over there and kiss your whole belly, you're so darned cute!!!"
Oh no Finney! My mom just did that to me this morning because I was lying on the ironing board and she said she couldn't stand seeing my puff belly do close! Ack, it's a hoomon plot!!! Chill doode :) Mommy kisses are so nice.Well, as long as they stay within the time limit. Mama kisses are nice but we have to have a limit to what is kissable. But let me share these meows of wisdom, once a Mama gets it in their head that they are going to kiss you, no matter the part chosen, they will do just that! I get my Royal Belly kissed too. Just go with it. MOL I, just like the Royal Pharaoh Loki, too get my belly kissed:) She only gets one chance at it so she knows to do it quickly and run. Enjoy being loved and cuddled, some poor kitties dont have that pleasure. Happy Easter! Love, Tate We have to put up with girls going crazy over our cuteness, Finney! It's part of the deal! What is it with these mamas and the belly kisses? I'll be peacefully lying on my back sleeping the sleep of innocense when Jen comes along and kisses/raspberries my belly. I look at her like "WOMAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! Jen laughs at me. What's a guy gotta do to get some peace 'round here? MOL! You are all so wise! It's true, I guess when you're this furry cute, like all of us are, we have to expect it. I guess it's not so bad, and Tate is right. Seeing as how when I was just a wee baby someone dumped me on the side of the road, it could be worse. I could have no meowmy who goes nuts over my poofiness and loves me this much. Although I think Shade is right! It's a hooman PLOT!!! GACK! Well, my solace is that mommy will get a mouff full of poofs when she kisses my bewwy, heh heh heh. Then SHE'LL be yaking up hairballs. I don't want to see her do a flojectile though, that's just gross. It's okay for us to do it, that's talent! dood da sole you shun ta this iz simple...... eat a trout..... haz fish breath...... when yur mom picks ewe up...do like this.........HAAAAAAAAAAA.... N make sure ewe haz squint eyes when ewe do it sew her noes ewe meen business...... peace out N rock on HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're furry smart Tabbies and FURRY funny! Why are Moms always obsessed with our bellies? Cause we're so darned cute and floofery and soft. I mean look at us!!! We're all gorgeous! Hee hee I second that we are too cute and humans just can't resist us. Unfortunately I think it's in your job description to put up with it, just like it is to tear the curtains for decoration. OH NOSE! Why do these mommies do that to us? My mommy is ALWAYS trying to get my belly! If she wants a kitty belly why doesn't she go for Simone? Simone LOVES belly attention! NOT ME! NO BELLIES FOR ME! I think it's cause you resist like I do River. The more we resist the worse it gets. Yeah D, mom started bunching up the curtain at night so I can't get at it. Hiiisssssss! She's no fun. Oh No not the bellie, we just don't get the need for Moms to cherish us with their kisses on the bellie...I don't like it either, I use my back legs on Mom when she tries to plant a kiss on my belly...bellies are precious!!! Zeke You kitties are all crazy! If I could, I'd have mommy kissing my belly 7 days a week 24 hours a day! I LOVE LOVE LOVE belly rubs and belly kissies and belly attention in any way! My belly is a work of art and it deserve to be honored! hehehe! LOVE MY BELLY! MOL! Wow Moe Moe. That's unusual for a kitty. I don't know if I should bunny kick my mommy though Zeke. I might lodge a nail in her neck or something and then where will my food come from? hehehe! As mommy types this I'm flopped at her feet showing off my belly crying for attention! I am all about the bellies! You should give it a try Finney, it's the best feeling in the world to have a fantastic belly rub! I'm with you Simone! I LOVE mommy to rub my belly. I'm always turning over on my back so she can rub me! I love belly rubs. Sometimes I get belly kisses too, but I like kissies on the top of my head the best. Momma loves my soft belly. I like to lay in her arm on my back and she rubs my belly. I don't mind belly kisses either. Sometimes she'll kiss my belly and she sends good energy to my inner areas where I have had some health concerns. Oh oh OH I lubbs belly rubs 'n kisses too Simone 'n Lacey 'n Jezebel!! Gump I agree, dare is so mush love given dare on da belly! I guess I am jus' a furry big lovin' feline dat lubbs kisses 'n rubs anywhere I can get 'em. Mom holds me like a baby 'n kisses my paws all da time. Her did dat since I wuz really young 'n dats why I am so good when her trims my nails too! I not care. Shrugs. I jus' lubbs my mommy's touches. I beg fur 'em lots 'n lots! FINN is not punishment, her jus' lubbs u lots 'n wants to show u~! Paws on fur dose mommy kisses!! Purrs 'n head bonks, MILO |
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April 21st 2011 at 3:41 am