DESPERATE HOUSECAT

I'm honored...

MEEEE-YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I'm so stunned, and thrilled at the same time.

It's such an honor to have been chosen as one of today's diary picks. This is quite an accolade. Only Mommy said I better not win the Pulitzer before she does!

I want to thank the Academy...and Patti Lupone for her inspiration...and all my aunties and uncles...oh...and Mommy for the treats and furry mice...and my granner up in heaven...and the makers of Fancy Feast...and my Vegetarian for restoring my smile and making my toofs all better...

and...

...wait...I can't meow over the loud music and I've still got people to thank!!!!

MEEEYOWWW!!!!!!!!

Felix