May 25th 2010 9:38 am
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I have become a crotch sleeper. It's my favorite little nook. Yep, that's right. On top of the blanket, but right between mom's legs. Lately, mom has been waking up in strange, uncomfortable positions because I insist on sleeping there. Even she moves, she'll wake up later with me right back there. I'm telling you, mom, it's a futile battle.
Don't judge me!
Who among you is innocent?
Let he who has never slept in a crotch cast the first stone!
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I don't sleep in the crotch,I use the entire Human body as my mattress! I sometimes start kneading the crotch though,which causes Dad to make a funny squealing noise & he says to "knock it off".
Must be a warm and cozy place...MOL!
Pipo and Minko
I'm a crotch sleeper! My spot is under the comforter on top of the sheet!
bwahahahhahaaaaaaaaa! Covert crotch sleepurrs unite!!
I am a reverse crotch sleeper, a butt hugging sleeper. When Mom lays on her stomach, I like to curl up between her legs with my upper body streached over her butt.
I have tried that too, it's a very comfy pillow. but my mom rarely sleeps on her stomach. She is kind of a Dracula sleeper, flat on her back with her arms on her stomach. Usually my crotch sleeping spot starts out as a cradle, then widens. hehe.
Hey, Toki I put this diary entry in todays diary, so check it out. Mom knows that sleeping on your side and stomach isn't god for you but she can't help it she's being sleeping like that all her life except when she had her two knee surgeries and even then she figured out a way to do it then. Did you know that your knee fits nicely between two sofa cushion?
Someone once told my mom that you wrinkle more on the side that you sleep on. When she heard that, she was thinking "Does that mean the back of my head is going to get all wrinkly?" Actually she does end up sleeping on her side sometimes, when I am not pinning her to the bed by sleeping in her crotch.
I fit nicely between 2 sofa cushions too, just like your mom's knee.
Hehe that sounded weird. I meant that I like to sleep like that.
Mom is 36, she needs to start thinking about wrinkles, maybe I will tell her that.
Actual, I gotcha the first time with the between two cushions statement. Me, my favorite place to sleep is anything that my hair sticks to. Coats, laundry, dirty or clean, the basket that sits in the center of the table with a placemat in it. A matter of fact Mom has a pic of me sleeping in it somewhere. I see about posting it. The basket is perfect cat size. Get this Zoe never jumps up on the table or the countertops. I think she's scared. I like being up high.
My mom is turning 33 this month, and she is deathly afraid of wrinkles. Every night she puts these serums and magic potions on her face. I think she is a sorceress. If I see her fly away on the Swiffer broom, I'll let you know.
Mom's got her Lotions and Potions too. Mom isn't wrinkled yet but she swears you can see sun damage on her face, her Grandma had age spots all over her face and so far ever cousin does too. She's thought about seeing someone to correct it.
Humans, they worry to much.