December 9th 2011 4:40 pm
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Hey kitties, is everyfur having fun getting ready for the holidays? I’ve been working on my list for Sandy Paws, but this morning Mommy informed us that Santa may not be coming to our house this year?!!!
You see one of us has been very naughty lately, especially this week. Mommy said to one of us this morning “_______, if you don’t change your naughty ways, there will be no treats or presents for you this Christmas!"
Who is she talking about? Surely, it’s not me? One of us is “The Master of Naughty” (#1), one of us is moderately naughty (#2), one of us is somewhat/a little bit naughty (#3), and one of us is hardly ever naughty/almost always nice (#4).
Do you kitties know who she is talking about? We’ll award a Christmas rosette to the first kitty who correctly rank orders our “naughtiness” using the #1-4 scale mentioned above.
Another rosette will be awarded to the kitty who can guess the top 3 reasons that “The Master of Naughty” earned his/her title.
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Hmmmmmmmmm just a guess, but I'm thinking my doppelganger is the Master of Naughty! Me and Luke seem to have a lot in common... and I'm the master of naughty in this house!
First would be Luke for knocking things of the dresser in the middle of the night. I have a tendency to do that too.
Second I would say you Sammy for scratching the window at 4 in the morning.
Next I would say Natasha and then Tully.
I bet you could guess who the naughty is around here. The one in his terrible twos of course. He broke a a Hurricane candle holder around 1 this morning. Wow! He's going to write about it.
We have no idea...MOL!
I'm gonna guess Luke is the master of naughty. I'm the Queen of Naughty around here - MOL!
Zach nailed it. You have ranked us in the correct order for all the right reasons, Zach ~ MOL! Maybe we should have another contest to see who is the Master/Queen of Naughty between Luke, River, Zach, and Jez? That could be fun. Pipo & Minko have done some naughty things, too, I think they are worthy competitors.
Zach wins the first rosette. I'll award another to the first kitty who can list at least 3 more naughty things that Luke does to earn his title Master of Naughty.
Thanks for playing kitties!
Hmmphft! Sammy, I guess I rank right up there wif Lukey too! I does all da stuff! Well I don't climb da curtains, YET! Good Job Zachie!~ U been spyin' on their home lately??? MOL!! I jus' wonner what other furkid's do to their brofur's 'n sisfur's? Like I chase 'n pounce all ofur Milo 'n Bite his ears 'n bum, 'n really hard, so he squeels! I iz always first to eat, 'n I always finish Milo's food he not eat's! I a lil piggy too! I'm first, always!
Sooo, Lukey likes to put his taily in his meowmy's mouth 'n make her eat it! Lukey likes to climb curtains 'n I want's to learn dat's from him!! MOL! Lukey likes to RUN outside 'n make his meowmy frazzled! Lukey likes to be unner feet-toes while waitin' fur his foodage 'n almost trip his mommy! Lukey likes to walk 'cross da bed at wee mornin' hours 'n lick earlobe's! Dat's really fun! I does most all o' dis 'n don't see anythin' wrong wif it?! I knock ofur stuff too!
Giggles, bet ya can't guess who is da naughties' in our house? Milo is way too laid back!!! But him not lettin' me get by wif so mush anymore's! Hmmm!
We like's to purrlay, Sammy!! We love's U lots 'n lots!!
we dinna noe ewe weighed 14 pounds !
whoa....tho de scale MAY be off N ewe trooly dont weigh 14 pounds, we think trooly onlee bout....hhhmmm...11 !
on a scale of 11 pounds, that meens ewe could eat mor trout tho to be on a scale at 14 pounds, which when ya stop N think bout it iz knot a bad ideea sew start munchin away....
N why iz luke eatin burd;
luke....ewe noe yur gonna hurl buddy.....
N meowlo's two ewe tully N natasha....pece out N rock on, long live trout
HOORAYS for Zach! Oh man, can you imagine, trying to crown the king or queen of naughty on Catster? That'd be some tough competition! I'd have to ratchet up my naughty toes something fierce! hehehe! KRINGUS MUST RISE AGAIN!!!
I haven't been spying on them, I promise.
Thank You! Playing was so fun. In our house Gris would be at the top of the list right now. He broke one of Mom's favorite Hurricane candle holder two nights ago. And everybody was worried about him breaking something on the tree. This candle holder thingy sits out all year round! MOL!
You sure have fun at your house. In my house I'm the sweetie this year, I broke a lamp last year. I think Abby would get the bad award this year. I hope you all have a great Christmas.
Wow, you guys sure do get into some stuff. We's good kitties here. We sleep most of the time. hehe
Mallee! How'd you get so smart kiddo? You know so much about my naughty ways, do you have a hidden video somewhere in our house that I don't know about? Stick with me, kid, and I will teach you a few more naughty tricks, but you sound like you are well on your way to becoming the Mistress of Naughty in your house ~ hehehe!
Hi River, Zach, Pipo, Minko, Jez, Tabbies, Max, and Kallie! Meowy Catmas to all of you!
Love, The Master of Naughty
MOL! Lukey, we r so mush da same in our ways, dat's how I KNOW! I iz naughty, but ya know what? Mommy sez her love's me anyfur 'n not shur what her would do wifout me now! Hmm, Mistress of Naughty, I LIKE da sound's o' dat!! Giggles!!
Dear Sammy, thank U so mush fur my Pawsome Rosie!!! Ur da best!!
Love's u all,
P.S. Read my diary 'n U will all see!~ My Chrissymas tree is really Delightful, but is on da floor 'gain!! MOL! Hey, Mommy needs da exersize!! Giggles!!
Tabby Dudes! Where did you hear that I weigh 14 pounds? I only weigh about 12 pounds, does that mean I can eat all the trout I want?
Concats to Zach and Mallee for taking home the prizes. I still think there is a hidden camera somewhere in our house ~ some of you seem to know a lot about us!
As the Tabbies would say, pece out N rock on and Meowy Catmas everyfur!