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If only River could type....
Super barffs and *hint hints*May 3rd 2012 2:26 pm[ Leave A Comment | 15 people already have ]
So kitties, how many of you rarely barffs? I pretty much never barrfs. Why would you want to lose all those delicious nom noms? Now sisfur, she still has this trauma about being hungry on the streets and being hungry so she'll stuff her little tummy sometimes and then if I chase her or mommy and daddy don't realize she just ate and pick her up she'll barff all over the place and it's super duper icky. (Don't tell her I said that!) Me though? I never barffs! EXCEPT... when I have a big old hairball. Which, let's be honest, happens an awful lot when summer is rolling in. I gots lots of fuzzies. Now, here's the funny thing though. Whenever I get a hairball, I stuff my tummies with nom noms first. I never just barffs up a little hairball, I always fill my tummy first and barff up a hairball in a ball of nom noms. Super gross right? Mommy doesn't know why I do it! she says it makes cleaning up the hairball a dozen times harder. I think she exaggerating. Well I did this yesterday and I better hope I don't do it again, cause if I do, it's baff time for me to get off all those extra fuzzies and keep me from shredding. YIKES! No baffs! No baffs! No baffs!
Leave A Comment | 15 people already have My mom calls me the stealth barfer. Most cats give their pawrents some warning before they barf - they go "huh, huh, huh" before they "blechh." Not me. Mom just turns around and it's a done deal. River, I do that too! When I get a hairball I eat a big meal as fast as I can and then barf up the furr wrapped in food. I think it's easier doing it that way. And it's so much fun watching Mom run around getting paper towls, rags and cleaning solution, MOL. Oh we better get started on the game. Can you give us thru the weekend please? Mom is super busy and tired and has a headache and it's 83 hot and humid. Oh most definitely! I was actually thinking like another 10 days or so? I mean, I need a deadline, that's only fair, but I want everyone to have a chance to play and it's a long game! Let's face it, this isn't a competitive game, this is a fun game! We need an ending, but we don't need need to rush it! I'm flattered buddy, truly I am. And both of those girls are very fine specimens of the female cat. I'm glad you are not rushing things...we have been sooooo busy. Timo it's been in the low 90's for the last couple days and our Mom is feeling a little sinus pressure too. Can you believe we still can't figure out number 38. We went to the men at work group page but it was no help. We'll find out though cause Mom's OCD has kicked in and she's obsessed with his face. Tearing up curtains and now throwing up on the carpet....that paycheck is getting smaller as we speak. LOL I don't know why mommy is complaining so much, I'm just full of spunks and lifes! hehehe! I made it up to her the other night. She was reading on the sofa and I flopped on her tummy and chest and rested my head on her chin while she read. We had a good time! I don't usually snuggle on people, so she was pretty pleased with me. I think I got my salary bumped back up! Hi River, paws are crossed that there are no baffs for you! I LOVE your hints!!!! I am so excited about this game again, and my mom and I will be starting it this weekend. Last time we even got Daddy to help out! Thanks so much to you and your sisfur and your mommy for making such a fun game! Love, Siggy Meowmy has been obsessed to the MAX, and now she has only got to find 9 more...sheesh, the last ones are proving to be the hardest! She already had yoour hinted kitties... We hope your hairball/bath dilemma gets figured out. Barfing is no fun either, though it is quite entertaining if not perplexing when meowmy rushes to find something to put in front of us as a barf catcher...if she hears the familiar prebarf yak noises. UGH! Meowmy says she needs a kitty on page 3 in the belly class; one on page 8, the 'safe' page; one on page 11, the hard to be purrfect page; 2 on page 14, the love page; one on the purrfection page #15; 2 on page 16 the sibling page; and one on the last page...that is 9 not figured out! Got hints?? MOL! I guess I'll have to post some really great hints tonight as well! hehehe! Also, all kitties remember, check the sibling pages of any kitty we *hint hint* we use up to 4 or 5 kitties from every family, so not all of them, but lots of them! We do know that we have one REALLY sneaky kitty on there, we'll drop a hint eventually for that one, but we're holding off on the good one! hehehe! It's our sneakiest kitty ever! I barf sometimes when I eat too much. Then I demand more food right away! dood...nothin better thana hairball hurl with lots oh kibble, hair N slime and even WAY better iz ta pro deuce one at like 3 in de AM ...on de bed wear de peepuls bee sleepin !!! N if ewe haz sum hints bour how ta get de boss outta de office sew mom can help uz play, that wood be WAY grate two !! :) I have the same hair balls as you, River! In fact I puked a big one right on the bed. I had eaten wet food so the stuff around the hairball looked just like poop and did meowmie go nuts! Teebo is a stealthy barfer, you can barely hear him. Rose is pretty quiet too. Me, on the other hand, I will make sure you know I barfed. Mom says it's because I'm a drama queen and want sympathy. Me too Callie! BLEH! MOMMY! My TUMMY!!! LOVE ME!!! I'm DYING!!!!!!!!!! My mom has a Pavlovian response to my barfs, even in her sleep. I go "a-huck, a-huck, a-huck" and she kicks me off the bed. |
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May 3rd 2012 at 2:29 pm