I tore the curtains and some *hint hints*

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I tore the curtains and some hint hints

April 30th 2012 1:10 pm
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Hello kitties,

Yup! That's right! I tore mommy's curtains! Right down the middle! hehehe! SHRED!!! I was trying to climb to dangerous heights and I slipped. Oppsies! Well I started falling, mommy saw and got super duper nervous and came running towards me but it was ok, I found something to break my fall. I caught her curtains and slid all the way down. Now there's this really neat shred mark down one of them. I think I improved them. Mommy seems relieved that I'm ok, cranky that I keep climbing places I should, scared I'll hurt myself, and a little ticked off that her curtains are ruined. Can't see why. I'm ok and that's all that matters!

And now for some *hint hints*

1) You all know that I love Happy River Dancing! I could HAPPY DANCE all day and all night long. Now, usually when I HAPPY RIVER DANCES I like to dance to some Pop, rock, hip hop, rap, disco, country, anything with a beat that encourages butt wiggles but sometimes a mancat just needs something a little more dignified and in those cases, nothing is better than a beautiful Minuette *hint hint*

2) You know whose great kitties? My Buddy *hint hint* In fact, my Buddy *hint hint* is so great that sometimes I thinks I'm seeing double when I'm around him.

3) Now, I've been told by my friends that their sisfur does not like having her picture taken and always hides from the camera. That's a real shame if you ask me cause she is one beautiful lady. It's a good thing that her foster family was able to get some good pictures of her all those years ago though to show her mommy how adorable little Natasha *hint hint* and her brofur were! Cutest little kitten I've ever known!

Ok, three hints from me today, maybe sisfur will drop a few of her own... what do you think?

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Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 30th 2012 at 1:50 pm

I hope it wasn't me that showed you how to do this River. (psst, I'm really thrilled you're a chip off the old block! MOL). WHO SAID THAT! It wasn't me mommy! It wasn't me!!!

Anyway, glad you're okay and yes, that's all that matters.

Purred by: ❀ Jezebel DG 29 ❀ (Catster Member)

April 30th 2012 at 2:17 pm

My lazy typist finally started playing (some excuse about her ancient work computer not showing photobucket) and we are having tons of fun!

Purred by: Laura W

April 30th 2012 at 2:50 pm

dood ....uh.......

and who kneads curtins any mew....!!!

Purred by: Sparky (Catster Member)

April 30th 2012 at 5:41 pm

MOL, good shredding job! Tell meowmy to add kitty shelves so you don't use the curtains and kitties are always ok when we fall - MOL. Great job!

Purred by: Luke (Catster Member)

April 30th 2012 at 5:43 pm

Was it really you, River, who tore the curtains? Purrhaps it was me? Or Zach? Tell your Mom it was one of your doppelgangers who did it!

Purred by: Nonny - DG # 10 (Catster Member)

April 30th 2012 at 6:48 pm

My sister Xena likes to tear curtains. It is just too much work in my opinion...MOL

So, that Buddy you are talking about..he looks pretty handsome...

Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

April 30th 2012 at 6:59 pm

Ooooh, Minuette is so purrty.
What do you mean curtains ruined? Normal curtains are boring. Your Mom should thank you for your home decorating skills.

Purred by: Purincess Miranda (Catster Member)

April 30th 2012 at 8:26 pm

Wow, sounds like fun. I not tried that yet. I knock out ceiling tiles and rip up TP. Gotta add this to my to-do list!! Thanx River!

Purred by: Mikey (Catster Member)

May 1st 2012 at 1:25 am

Curtains block out the lovely warm sun! Now your lovely shredding job will let the nice warmth in for you to bask in! Good work!

Purred by: Rex (Catster Member)

May 1st 2012 at 7:27 am

WOOHOOO, concats on your DDP honor River!!!!

Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

May 1st 2012 at 8:21 am

Concats on being a DDP, today, River!
Thanks for the great idea, I have nevfur tried that shredding game...yet, MOL!
DDP CONGRATS!
These kitties are singing their concats to you...try figuring out who they all are, MOL!

Purrs!
P & M

Purred by: ❤ BonnieBell ❤ (Catster Member)

May 1st 2012 at 10:00 am

ConCats on DDP River!!! I've never shredded anything.....I must be missin' out on some fun stuff!!!! I'm juss a "goodie girl" who never gets into any trouble at all.......I must learn to "live a little!!!"
BonnieBell

Purred by: MILO BLUE EYES DB# 73A (Catster Member)

May 1st 2012 at 10:55 am

Gee, RIVER dood, we don't haz curtains at all~ I feel so left out~! MOL~! See iz on'y ok coz U be'z ok good buddy~! Who fur needz dem curtains anyfur~?? Thanks fur da hints dood, dat really halpz lotz~!!
Concats on Ur Diary Pick today honor~!! Diary lady must love U 'n good job lettin' da sunshine come through~! YAY n lotz more'z Happy River dances az MILO doez Happy River dancez too~! Purrs on dood~! Yeppers sweet Minuette iz so furry purrty~!! Natasha 'n her lil furbro so cute too~! Hey Pipo 'n Minko, good pix guys~! Hey I must be da ONE cat da iz SINGIN' da loudest~ MOL~!!

Purred by: River (Catster Member)

May 1st 2012 at 11:47 am

mommy is still complaining about the curtains! Something about me trying to climb them AGAIN this morning. Well... come on mommy... they all ready HAVE shreds in them now, what difference does it make? And Luke is right... I think it was him, or Zach, or some other fur who looks like me and was trying to frame me! hehehe!