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Simone's say MRAT!

Alpha kitty my 'fluffy bottom'

February 9th 2012 1:23 pm
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That's right, River can take his Alpha aspirations and go sit on them! MRAT! Last night, we were snuggling all nice and warm on the back of the arm chair while mommy was writing when suddenly, for no good reason what-so-ever... HE BIT ME! MRAT! This whole, "I'm gonna be the new Alphas" thing he's trying is NOT working for the Moe Moe any longer, so I laid down the law! Oh kitties, did I lay it down! You should have seen the Moe Moe in action. I might not have any front claws but I can still smakey paw with the best of them, and I smakey pawed him good. Ladies, you'll be proud of me, I held my ground. Mommy was watching us carefully just in case we decided to turn nasty but she had to laugh when at the end of the smakey paw fest, River was cowering and I was towering above him proud and tall. River is easily twice as big as me (if it weren't for the, you know, 'fluffyness' of me) and there he was, cowering from Moe Moe! MRAT! Well, I laid back down, and he snuggled up against me, and we went back to sleep. I hope you've learned your lesson brofur, let's have no more of this alpha nonsense from you! MRAT!

On a side note, have you all seen my wonderful Valentine this year? Mr Finney, King of the bellies! That's right! KING OF THE BELLIES with that giant orange fluffy belly of his, I love a mancat with a good belly and Finney is absolutely KING of the bellies and I'm his Queen! The most important thing, of course, is I had a Valentine before River! MRAT! hehehehe! ALL HAIL THE ROYAL BELLIES!


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Purred by: Laura W

February 9th 2012 at 2:11 pm

you tell him girl...hey, when you're done at your house, please come to my house and let that hog boomer know just who rules girls...

then head over to the cousin's tuna and sauce's house and let them know two !!! I could use some smacketee paw lessons as it seems I never win....

hugs from dai$y in smelly trout towne
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

February 9th 2012 at 2:14 pm

Good going on that smacky paw! Silly boys - think they can be alpha! Hahaha!
Purred by: Lisa P

February 9th 2012 at 2:59 pm

THAT'S my girl!!!! you get 'em Moe Moe. I think I would have liked to see that. Sorry River but Simone is my valentine and since she loves my belly so much I have to take her side. Plus you did start it.
Purred by: Gypsy (Catster Member)

February 9th 2012 at 4:28 pm

You be nice to my valentine, Miss Simone!!! I want him in one big floofy piece please
Purred by: Ingen (Catster Member)

February 9th 2012 at 4:44 pm

WTG Moe Moe!!! Youse my HERO!
Purred by: Minko (Catster Member)

February 9th 2012 at 5:22 pm

MOL!! I do that kind of thing to the larger Pipo sometimes...but then meowmy giggles when Pipo has to rescue me from Dog-guy...

Enjoy your status!
Purred by: Roni (Catster Member)

February 9th 2012 at 7:08 pm

'Atta Girl! You show 'em who's boss!
Purred by: Minuette (Catster Member)

February 9th 2012 at 10:40 pm

Go for it, Simone! We Alpha Girls have to stick together, although it's easier to convince your hoomin it was their fault when it's a stinky brofur than with a younger sisfur. *sigh*
Purred by: Pharaoh Purrince Tao DIT#33 (Catster Member)

February 10th 2012 at 12:55 am

MOL!! way to go, sisfur!!
Purred by: Alex R

February 10th 2012 at 4:31 am

It is only right and proper that the female shall prevail - make it so, fellow Alpha! MOL

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