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The Jazz Zine

It's a dog eat dog world

Fellow felines,
I am writing to inform you of my recent whereabouts. I decided to venture outside the headcatters a week ago. If it's good enough for Button the Cat, then it's good enough for moi.
It's a rough life out there, I won't lie. I made it across the street but that's about it. This life ain't for me.
I waited for the humans to come find me. It was rough out there I tell ya. Rats, dogs, feces. Oh no, this life ain't for me.
I am back in the headcatters now...where royalty belongs. I may hire a catguard next time. I'll see if Button the Cat is up for it.

Welcome to the World of Jazz

Hello fellow felines and welcome to the world of Jazz! I just recently hired my mofur to be my secretary, she had to prove herself worthy. Next on the list was fafur but he is rather lazy. Now as I sit here on this cozy sofa, I'd like to tell you all a bit about myself. The name is Jazz. I come from a place called St. Louis. Before arriving to these cat headquarters, I resided in a big house with an extended family of cats. I had never seen another cat that looked different from me before. When mom and dad came to check us cats out, they had planned on taking home my brofur. That's when I stepped into the picture. With grace and elegance, I stole their hearts. Sorry brofur, better luck next time! As the saying goes, they don't pick us, the cats pick the people!
I have been living here for several months now. Button is my best friend around here, we are like partners in crime. Our favorite game is a game of tag and Queenie is always "it'. I also love snuggling up next to Button, but don't tell him I told you that. Coco, well what can I say. She's a dog. I try to keep my distance. But she's alright to be honest with you. I don't know what it is about my butt, but she loves to sniff it. Weird. Dogs I tell ya. Mofur and fafur bought some child proof cabinet locks. Not because of Gabie, the mini man. But because of moi! I guess they caught on to who was eating up all the dog's treats. It's fun to be me! I'm working on figuring out these so-called locks though. Won't be long.
That'll be all for now kittos. Until next time,
Jazz