March 8th 2011 12:44 pm
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My momcat grounded me from driving my jalopy because it's a gas guzzler. She said that until the price of gas goes down, I can't drive my jalopy. She told me that I could borrow her KIA. What self respecting mancat would drive a KIA? Not this mancat that's for sure.
My momcat is making us some cuppycakes today. They are cooling down so I can help put the frosting on those precious little cakes. My momcat didn't make a big batch of cuppycakes, she said we have to cut back so she can afford to buy gas. These humans just don't have their priorities right. I can't wait to help frost the cakes and lick the bowl. It's a great day for cuppycakes, it's so cold and windy outside. I'm drooling just thinking about them. I wonder how much longer she is going to make us wait for them, I'm ready now.
Hey Bugsy come on over to our house. We have plenty of cake and ice cream today! We can play, watch the birdies. A few chipmunks came out today too. They run fast! Have a great day licking the bowls.
Love, Kibbles, Francis, & Yoda
Oh no, you can't drive the jalopy? Bummer. But, with the price of gas we understand. Those cuppycakes sound delicous! They're still warm? Yummy!
I had some of your yummy cake Kibbles, happy birthday to you and Francis, the cake was very yummy. I'll give you an extra cuppycake River. They are ready to eat.
Dood,,, pass the cuppycakes! I havent had a cuppycake since Dec! Im so sad about that:( Hope you had fun making them with your momcat. Sorry to hear about your jalopy , my pawrents are complaining about the gas prices too. Eat a cuppycake for me my friend, Love, Tate
Dood, I'll find a way to sneak you some without your momcat around. I'll borrow my momcat's KIA, it doesn't drive as fast as my jalopy. I'm on my way buddy.
You will just have to tell your Mommycat to trade in that big car for a nice little Mercedes Benz SLK. the top goes down and it get 37mpg in town. Then you can have all the cupcakes you want with catnip. Tee Hee.
My momcat has a champagne taste on a beer budget Annie. I do need a car to hold all the cuppycakes a mancat needs for a long drive.
My Girl Human has that beer budget stuff too. So she did without the beer, doesn't need any cupcakes and got the car. She has only taken me for a ride in it once. It sure was not any fun. She took me to the vet for my yearly. What a bummer that was. As far as I'm concerned she could have kept the Volvo that didn't work most the time.
My momcat can't afford the beer cause she buys us cuppycakes and she had to get her car fixed so she can go to work and take us to the vet. As long as we get our cupcakes, I can live.
Tell your Mommy to forget the Vet visits. She can get you more cupcakes with all that money she would save. If she didn't run all around with those Crazy Cat Ladies she could afford a mountain of cupcakes.
She said if I ate any more cuppycakes I would be at that vet all the time and she would have to put me on a diet.
Sounds like that since she is with that cat Work, she just doesn't want to make you more cupcakes. Humans will tell you anything, they always use Work as an excuse, it seems. You tell your Mommy you are on to her game. Oh no, you will get to fat. I'm taking you to the Vet and Diets, excuses excuses it's just that bad cat Work's influence.
You got that right Annie. I wonder if those crazy cat ladies dream of this stuff to try and sell us on that stuff.