A Platelicker Meowmint

Catnip Plant!

May 10th 2010 8:10 am
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My Mama brought home a beautiful, big, green, smelly catnip plant yesterday and planted it in a planter on our upper back porch. It was, yes I said, was, about 2 feet high and lush.

Now for those of you who know The Platelicker, it will be of no surprise to you that the catnip plant soon became a 4 inch high miniature stick plant O~O

Then, for no good reason at all, I began biting hunks of hair our of our purrfamilys' tails.
I had a plan of coughing up a giant multi-colored hairball. Good plan I thought until Mama saw what I was doing. She would pull my fluffy beard of purr hair out of my mouth.

She was a little disappointed about the catnip plant also.
She said,
"Platelicker, I shall have to hang the catnip from a basket!"
I replied,
"Mama, I shall have to practice up on my gymnastics!"
Hahaha!!!
Mama was not amused.

It is all Mama's fault for bring that catnip plant home. What was she thinking!

The catnip made me a very freeky purrboy.
The kind you don't bring home to Mama.
I will never leave my purrfamily alone now.
Unless Mama puts me out on the streets. o!o

The Platelicker
from Texas where no catnip plant survives.. ME..!

 
Purred by: Joey (RB) (Catster Member)

May 11th 2010 at 12:11 am

Meowmy says that growing catnip from seeds fools cats into leaving it alone. They go after plants that you've brought in, though. Go figure!
Purred by: Napoleon (Catster Member)

May 11th 2010 at 1:07 am

Your catnip planter reminds me of another story:

Yeah, I just destroyed some cat grass in a small planter sitting on the floor. Well I was being patient and nice with it for a few days but it made me throw up! So what do you expect, mum!
Purred by: Sparky (Catster Member)

May 11th 2010 at 1:39 am

Great job Platelicker! I'm furry purroud of you being so bad, MOL.
Purred by: Wyatt (Catster Member)

May 11th 2010 at 3:27 am

Your mommy and my mommy both go for those "Bad Boy" types!! Plus you are as funny as all get out.
Purred by: Simba (Catster Member)

May 11th 2010 at 6:13 pm

Way to go Platelicker, kill the plant and don't give your mommy a chance to hang it.

 

Platelicker ♥ DB#69


 

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