Texts From Mittens: The Treat-Mania Edition


Today is Pet Obesity Awareness Day and Mittens is celebrating by … pestering Mom for extra treats. It’s a good thing Mom knows Mitty needs to take it easy on the treats and exercise to stay healthy, even if Mittens completely disagrees.

And more in Mom news: She’s taken it upon herself to slap a photo of Mitty on the side of a coffee mug, and she didn’t even ask for his permission! Mittens is thinking this may be a case for Judge Judy. Oh, and she wants to blame Mittens for Stumpy’s penchant for getting high on nip and destroying boxes of Kleenex. Not Mitty’s tissue issue.

So much agony for our pal Mitty! Of course, he gives us a play-by-play via text messages.

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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

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