Texts from Mittens: The Olympic Athlete Edition
The Winter Olympics are upon us, and Mittens is suddenly feeling "athletic." He's certain he'd win the gold in a host of events ... that don't exist. It still doesn't stop him from texting his human all about it. And why isn't litter-kicking a recognized event anyway? That's skill!
On top of everything else, he can't get a phone upgrade so he can use the new Judge Judy app! What is his world coming to? Whatever the case, he's going to busy his paws and burn up some of that unlimited data by texting anyone who will read about his woes.
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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.