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I have the worst Mother ever

April 6th 2012 7:41 pm
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Oh my cat. You won't believe this. This mother of mine is the worst one of all. Do you know what she did? She FORGOT my birthday. It's my birthday today Mom!

Mom came home from Good Friday service and checked her email. I heard her mumbling: why are there so many from Catster?
Well, because it's my birthday, Mom!

So I got nothing today. No 'Happy birthday dear Timo', no gifts, no snacks, no extra snuggles. What am I supposed to do with this human?

I am glad that my birthday is on Good Friday this year. It is a Good Friday indeed. The Lamb has paid the price once and for all. We will praise your name, Jesus.

That's from a song that the choir at church sang and Mom has been singing it ever since she came home.

Thank you so much for your gifts and pawmails. I have to go do something about Mom now. I just don't know what yet. I'm open for suggestions.

birthday boy Timo

Purred by: Hannah E

April 6th 2012 at 8:14 pm

awwww im sorry your mom forgot your birthday *hugs* would u like some of our treats??? *nudges some treats to him*
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

April 6th 2012 at 8:18 pm

Oh Nellie, thank you so much. That's so nice of you. I just got my 'regular' food today. Mmmh, these are good.
Purred by: ZACK (Catster Member)

April 6th 2012 at 8:58 pm

That is one of the great things about Catster, it reminds our humans of birthdays, gotcha days etc.

I think your birthday should be a whole birthweekend so your Mom can make it up to you!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! At least your friends didn't furget!
Purred by: Calie Dreamette #17 (Catster Member)

April 6th 2012 at 9:23 pm

Oh my mom loves that song too so purrfect for her at EAster times. So sorry she forgot your birthday sweet friend of mine, I will share some treats and cuddles with you.
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

April 6th 2012 at 9:59 pm

Ach Du Liebe Kleine Katze!!
Sorry she furgot, but now we have all helped to jog her memory. At least her mind was occupied with important stuff, you know, Good Friday. If we didn't have this day, Easter would not be possible, nor would any peeps have eternal life...

Here is a funny...meowmy had to go to her job today, as she does each Friday evening, and when she got home pawppy said he had gone to church...and meowmy started to giggle because she had furgotten all about what she was missing, MOL! That is worse than your Mom...and she even had talked abouyt easter & Good Friday with her residents and co workers...Go figure.

Happy Birthday to you Timo!
Your Mom loves you nevfurthe less!

Pipo & more purrs from Minko
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

April 6th 2012 at 10:26 pm

OMC - you need a new MRS. since she forgot your birthday. If you can't get a new one, then make the one you have pay big time for forgetting your special day. Happy Birthday!
Purred by: Hannah E

April 6th 2012 at 10:27 pm

actually mom forgot it was good friday too till daddy told her mol
Purred by: Pharaoh Purrince Tao DIT#33 (Catster Member)

April 7th 2012 at 3:01 am

brofur, U's should leaf ur mom at once!! SHeez doesn't deserve U's!!! YEAH!!
Purred by: Laura W

April 7th 2012 at 10:42 am

two werds buddy

garage sale :)
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

April 9th 2012 at 7:38 pm

Furs, I really like your suggestions about what to do with Mom. First I like the idea of having a birthweekend instead of just having a birthDAY (Thank you Zack).

I also like Pipo and Minko's idea, which was mailed to me by special pawmail, that Mom should keep a birthday calendar and put it in the bathroom, since she always goes in there and she'll see it there for sure. I think our birthday calendar needs to hang above our litter boxes and cat's birthdays need to be marked in big red marker.

Nellie and Calie shared some of their treats with me. Oh my, we have such wonderful ladies here on Catster. Your kindness to the forgotten is very much appreciated.

Newman and Tao think that I should leave this Mom and look for a new one. Well, I would like to but there are dogs out there and I'm afraid of dogs and brave Tao is not here to defend me. Newmie, I will make Mom pay for forgetting, yep.

The Tabbies think that I should sell our garage. Hmm, oh yeah, I can buy my own gifts and treats if I sell the garage. How much can you get for a garage? Do you know?

to be continued in my next diary entry
Purred by: Pharaoh Purrince Tao DIT#33 (Catster Member)

April 10th 2012 at 3:29 am

Yeah, bro. It beez purrtty scary around dawgs when U's beez 'fraid of them and they knoz it!! U's would beez gun fur good befurs U's can find a noo mom!! :O Sos my idea wussnt sos good. Let's seez if U's can work out the Tabbies' idea!!


Timo Katze - DB #105


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