Timo's Tall Tales

Well, call me Grandpaw

August 19th 2010 6:38 pm
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Hi furrs,

Boy, what a day I’ve had. I went in for my Rabies shot yesterday and they made me come back today to mess with my teeth. Well, call me Grandpaw, I've lost three teeth. I took this long nap at the vet and when I woke up those three teeth were missing. My teeth had gotten too absorbed with themselves says Mom. I’m back home now. I’ve been hanging out in the kitchen ever since I came back home, I think that was three hours ago. I’m so hungry!

Get this: Mom forgets to give me breakfast this morning and do you know what the vet offered me after my nice, long nap? Hills Science Diet. When Mom picked me up the vet tech told her that I ate nothing and maybe I don’t like their food. “You got that right, Lady” I thought. I don’t like that food. I want my Blue Buffaloes. They told Mom I could have a SMALL meal today. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Small meal? No way. I’m hungry! I got some oral pain meds squirted into my mouth, so I feel no pain, MOL. So far Mom only gave me ¾ of my normal meal.

Now the good thing is Miss Ginger Vitis did not visit me. I don’t like her. She is almost as bad as Miss Crystal. I was looking for a bird at the vet’s. Gleek’s vet had this neat talking bird. I asked the other cats there if they had seen a big bird. They thought I was tripping on the pain meds, MOL.

The vet tech called Mom on the way back home to tell her that they forgot to put my collar back on me. Why did they take it off in the first place? I didn’t give them purrmission to do that. So I had to borrow Mietzi’s collar because Mom wants me to wear one. It’s easier for her to hold me and give me my pain meds that way. I’m wearing a girly collar, oh the shame.

Mom tried to take my white Badge of Courage off but I always stand up, rub against her and beg for food. I need to go and talk to Mom about the food situation. You spend all day away from home and can’t even get a decent meal around here.

Hungry purrs,
Timo

 
Purred by: Gleek (Catster Member)

August 19th 2010 at 6:49 pm

I hear ya, Timo! Being at the vet messes up everything! I'm glad Ginger Vitis didn't hang around, and hopefully you'll get your manly mancat collar back tomorrow! Do you have on Ugg boots under your White Badge of Courage?
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

August 19th 2010 at 6:50 pm

Hi Grandpaw! Do you talk funny now that you're missing your toofies?
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

August 19th 2010 at 7:32 pm

Gleek - I bet there is an Ugg boot under my Badge of Courage. I'll check tomorrow and let you know.
Little Newman - I haven't tried talking yet. I said one loud meow to protest not being offered enough food. My Mom isn't as well trained as yours is. I need to work on that.

 

Timo Katze - DB #105


 

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