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Big Bad Baby Twinkle


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"Iyam da KWEEN OF SHEEBA on my Catbed!! THANKYEW, Mercy's Mom, for Making this for ME!!!"

Home:NY DC And DE  [I have a diary!]  
Sex: Female   Weight: 12 lbs.


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THANK YOU MERCY

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"THANK YOU MERCY's MOM!"

BBBT Stachoo Meowmie Painted it

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"BBBT Stachoo Meowmie Painted it"

Saint BBBT sez :"I habe been Catnonized! Thankmew, Smiley and Luigi!!"

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My Bellee, My Feet, as I lie on my back on Meowmie's Lap

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Big Bad Baby Twinkle Playing in the Snow!!!

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"Big Bad Baby Twinkle Playing in the Snow!!!"

LOOKIT ME!! IYAM HUGGING DA PORSSELAN!!!

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"LOOKIT ME!! IYAM HUGGING DA PORSSELAN!!!"

Do I not look Sweet and Dainty? (heh!!  heh!!)

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"Do I not look Sweet and Dainty? (heh!! heh!!)"

I am smiling at my Meowmie!!

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"I am smiling at my Meowmie!!"

Iyam tilting to da Rite. SHAIM ON YOO for taking dis piksha, Meowmie!!!

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Nicknames:
Raggle Taggle Rough and Ready Snaggle-Toothed Gangster

Kitty Complexion:
 Activeness 
sleepyvery active
 
 Intelligence 
sillygenius
 
 Curiosity 
not curiousvery curious
 
 Friendliness 
timidaffectionate
 
 Vocal 
not vocalvery vocal
 

Sun Sign:
Badges:
Rainbow Bridge
Quick Bio:
-mixed breed-pound cat

Birthday:
October 1st 1995

Coloration:
Black Tiger and White

Likes:
To create mischief one minute and be Soooo Loving the next.

Pet-Peeves:
Other cats. Not enough food (hahaha!)

Favorite Toy:
* * UPDATE!! Mercy's toys -- AND/OR whatever has not rolled or been batted under an immovable object!! * * The strange crinkly thing with big green eyes that scared the living heck out of her the first time she saw it.

Favorite Nap Spot:
If someone is in a chair, there could be ten other chairs just like it -- but THAT chair is her favorite nap spot at the moment.

Favorite Food:
Canned, other cats' food, my food -- thankful she doesn't know how to open the fridge door.

Skills:
Knows what I'm thinking. I try VERY hard not to think of ear cleaning or claw trimming, or.... the V-E-T. LOVES to be brushed "Hairdo!' and she comes running and makes little squeak noises when she runs. GRUNTS when she yawns and stretches.

Dwells:
indoors

Arrival Story:
One hot day as I was about to turn into my parking lot, I was compelled to turn around and visit the shelter, 5 miles away. As it turned out, their AC had just failed (it was 95 degrees) and someone had forgotten to give water to the cats!!!!! I'm glad I saw that!!! Baby was a dainty little 7 mo old kitten panting in one of the cages. EVERYONE got their water. Baby went home with me a few days later.

Bio:
Baby told the pet communicator (Diane May) that SHE, Baby Twinkle, was in charge of this home (my home). She LOVES to groom me by licking my short short hair. If I place her gently on her back on my bed and then put my head on her BIIIIG frowzy belly, she will get this look of longing on her face and will GRAB my head with her (claws IN) paws and pull my head to her face so she can licklicklick my hair forever....!! I can also stick my face in her belly and give her bellybutton breeps -- if anyone else tried that with her she would probably shred them. She loves to give me LOOOONG hard looks and icy stares that could freeze Old Faithful. She loves to give long lingering nose and head butts, and then she'll tear off and run to the baby gate in front of Cee Cee's room and hit it real hard and go RRRow!! Snarl! (sigh..... Cee Cee can handle it-- she and Baby both lived on the streets for a while, but not together) _____Despite her mean-nastiness, she is a REAL mush, and loves to put her head down and her big butt in the air and wiggle her paws for me to play with her. Then when confronted by something that scares her (BIG SOFTIE!!!) she will emit a dainty "Eeek!". _____Once I accidentally gave her too much honey-barbecued chicken (NEVER AGAIN!) and she howled her characteristic "A-wah-wah!" as she made mad dashes back and forth between two litterboxes -- with me right behind her cleaning up her messes and wiping her kittybutt (she is too plump to reach it herself!). _____Speaking of nicer things... she likes to talk to me and will raise her voice at the end of her monologue if she's asking me a question. Sometimes I can synchronize it so that we Meow in unison. _____Check out the picture of her playing in the snow -- it's for real -- she loves it. I make sure she doesn't stay out too long and that she comes in to get warmed up. If you can't see the protective chicken wire in the photo -- it's there -- it goes from under the flowerpots to At LEAST 7 feet high; it's double thick, attached to many sections of reinforced wooden lattice (and All the lattice itself has chicken wire attached to it so the cats can't go thru the open parts of the lattice, and all the lattice is sturdily attached to the balcony) , and this keeps the kitties safely on the balcony. If they could climb it, they would not be safe, but these kitties do not climb it. There is also a product called "Cat Fence-In" that can also be used on a balcony. _____When I say (or sometimes THINK) the word "Hairdo", from out of nowhere she will trot or run to me emitting little eek-squeaks as she trots over to sit on her Barbershop Chair (the closed lid of the toilet seat). When I brush her she will give me nose and head butts and will reach for the brush so she can brush her face. She always gets hairball gel after her morning brushing, and sometimes in the evening she will run to the toilet seat, sit down, look at me, meow, and then look at the hairball gel ("These hoomans are so DUuuumb!! I gotta SHOW them what I want!")_____I always keep the toilet seat down so no one is in danger -- if they fall in they may not be able to get out.

Forums Motto:
You want ME to BEHAVE????!!!!

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HAHAHAHAHALLOWEEEEN!!!!

November 1st 2016 6:38 am
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Meowmie forgottid to post this Yestidday!! SHAIM ON YOO MEOWMIE!! She wuz bizzy running arownd wif GROWCHO GLASSIZ ON DA BAKK OF HER HEDDIE!! DA NURV!!! OK, Meowmie will RITE NOW SIT DOWN AT DA PUTER AND WRITE DIS!! Rite, Meowmie???!! Mwah hahaha.................

October 31, Heaven

What a glorious day!! Da sun rises, da boidies choip, da sky is BLOO, da trees are gold and red and purple and (summa them are) green and there iz much merriment and song in everyone’s hartie!! Becuz tewday is HALLOWEEN in Hevvin!!!


St Pete wakes up, looks at da calendar and groans…. “MUST stay in bed tewday!!” he groans, but a liddle Voyss sez “YOO gots da KEYS!! And sumwun will need to get in tewday!!!” And so St Pete reluktintlee rises, grabs a cuppa cawfee (“Heavenly Cawfee!”), da Baseball Newz, and gets to wirk….. Knowing, wif DREAD, dat a Larjiuss RAPSKALLION IZ gonna doo sumthing tewday!!! But what???


Meenwile, Madama Cee Cee, accompanied by her wiggly pewpill kittins, looks into her clozit, KVETCHIZZ, and scratchiz her heddie (danetily). “Sumbuddy haz been going thru my ballay owtfitz!! And da kittinz’ ballay owtfitz too!! What.. could.. be missing.. and WHY???!” She floofs owt her hairfurz in distress, wile dem liddle fat an fuzzy spiky tailed kittins look up at their beloved Madama and wiggul wif worry.


Da Sekewrity Anjul caarefullee checks Hir monitor, looking for ENNY sines of Mischiff!! (From You Know Hooooo!!!!!) and uneezily settles down for a LOOONG day of watching da monitors……….
Happy residents dress up and run abowt, looking forward to partays and Trikk or Treeting. A Liddle Voyss is hurd to say “Ooh! I LUB yor Ghostie Costoom!!”….Annudder liddle Voyss sez “It’s not a Costooom”….oh……


So far da Day haz begun wifout enny sheets or anjul roabs or treets being Purrloined by Yoo Know Hoo, but NO WUN IN CHARJJ RELAKKSIZ THEIR VIGILANNS!!!


Oh!! Ballay Mewzik gently flotes abowt in Hevvin, and in da distinss we see a LUVLY BallerinaKitty Purr-oh-etting and Gavotting and Pranssing in a LUBBLY LACY Owtfit wif a Poe De Swah hood on her heddie, wile liddle fuzzy kittins (som wif durty faissiz?!! Huuuh SHOKKING!) prannss and run and giggul in their LUVLY bally dressiz, summa wicch are a liddle too big, or too small…. for them… Uh oh…


And speeking of a Liiiddle too big… we noettiss dat DIS Madama Cee Cee iz waay too big for dat BEEOOTIFUl Ballay Owtfit!! And she danssiz in a weerd fashun – galumphing while Gavotting, and pitty pattying instedd of Pranssing!! And summe doze baaad kittins are now holding onto Madama’s dress and climbing up her bakk and giggling wile Madama continmewz to pranss as if NUTTIN is happening…


Many of Hevvin’s Denizens gather to watch dis lubbly ballay, altho summa them DO mention dat Madama must hab been eeting a lot, sinss she is now pritty PHAT!!!


Oh!! Da hood comes off – and we see………A wite hedd wif grey SPOTS on it and, HUUHH!!! Da Bad Wun has assoomed da identity of La Madama and haz been purrforming a Cownterfitt Ballay Rootine!!


A LOWD KVETCH comes from bakkstaijj as Madama runs (wigguls wigguls fast) owt and confronts dis IMPURRSTOR!!! A bevy of Madama’s liddle kittins run owt to confront da kittin impurrsonators but they all end up giggling and laffing and wressling, haha. In fack, they ALL run off (liddle fuzzy butts a-wigglin) to da TREET RUME, where an anjul dressed up as a Furry Godmothir is dispensing treets. (No tricks/ -Well, BBBT is ENUFF of a TRICK !!!)


Meenwile on da danss flore, a wide eyed (“Iyam INNERCENT!”) BBBT sits down (“BOOM”) and smiles as Madama bops her on da butt wif a Poe De Swah Ballay Slippah, and Skareems “Yoo hab ROOINED (as in intensely streetched) my BEEOOTIFUL dress wif your Biggiuss Buttiuss and your HORRIBLE DANSS MOOVS!!” (Oh deer, WHAT will dis leed to? A Hewj FITE??) St Pete and da Sekewrity Anjul are holding their bretth and turning BLOO!!


Ah no – SUDDINLY, Fifi Le Vieux (wif her fancy schmancy lorgnettes) runs up to Madama (da REAL Madama) Cee Cee and brings her a Bally Dress EGGZAKKLY like da wun dat BAAAD BBBT Has purloined and (ahem) Streetched a liddle. “Look!! Dis iz Hevvin and you now hab da EGGSACK same dress in noo restored condishun!! And yor liddle kittns hoo hab lostid THEIR dressiz hab ekksack dooplicats! Dis IZ Hevvin, yoo know!!”


Meenwile, sinss Hevvin is VERY VERY BIIG, La BBBT and her pewpils silently pitter patter en pointe to another area where they can hab FUN and hab a HEWJ awed-dienss. Evrywun is so interested in Cee Cee’s noo dress that they don’t even see da Miscreant and her delinkwint pewpillz leave.


Madama and her belovid pewpills purr their appreesheeyashun to Fif Le Vieux, and wif da help of dem Phat liddle anjuls wif tiny wings, they don their ballay owtfits as da band strikes up luuvly Ballay Mewzik and they danss in front of a Hewj crowd of ghosties, goblins, fairies, witchiz, spooky beings (oh, summa dem are NOT in costooom… MA!!!) and St Pete, hoo needs dis in order to calm down. Da Sekewrity Anjul heaves a big sigh and turns All da monitors in da direckshun in wicch owere Miscreant and her kittins have traveled, only to see them eeeting foodies VERY peesefully. S/he smiiiles, not realizing dat if she had tirned up da volyewm she woulda hurd Hevvinly denizens skareeming “DAT’s OWER FOODIES!!”


But all ends well – dis IZ BBBT’s favrit time of da yeer (as is Eestur, Crissmiss, Noo Years, Thanksgibbing, Groundhog day…oh dear) and maybe ower victims are over-reackting anyway… Maybe
And da Hevvinly Ballay of Madama Cee Cee and her enrapt, devotid pewpils makes EVERYWUN’s cares go away… And, oh… look hoo is now sitting in da bakk of da awedienss—ower Rapscallion and her snoring overfed pewpils… still waring their wunnss lublly ballay owtfits.

MOL, Meowhahahahah!!!

 

SANTA BBBT????? Uh oh......

December 23rd 2015 8:56 am
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Wat an ACKsite-ing day in Hevvin, for kittins and kittins-at-heart!!! All them little cutie-kittenz wif spiky tails and fuzziuss buttiusses and biiig eyes are lined up wiggling wif impayshinss, waiting to talk to SANTA BBBT!!!

And sitting on a modified (reinforssed) Kat tree iz a JOLLY PHAT PHUZZY WITE CREECHUR in a FUZZY RED SOOT and a Jawnty Red Santa cap --- um….we THINK dis iz reely BBBT, hoo LUBS dem liddle kittins (becuz they are phat and fuzzy and misschivuss LIKE HER!!! ). BUT......

But – Santa BBBT haz a wite BEARD, and it iz …wigguling??? How can dis be?

Dem kittins are OH! Bliveeuss to da fackt dat there is sumpin STRAINJ abowt dis beeard—sinss they are so delighted, fritened or stoopified when they get to sit on Santas Larjiuss Lappiuss dat no wun nottissiz…for a wile..

Yoo see—dat “BEARD” iz REALLY da fluffy tail of a liddle SKONKER hoo is sleeping sweetly wif her liddle heddie tucked under BBBT’s hairy chin. BBBT, hoo didnt hab time to run to da Partay Store to buy a faik beerd, , KNOWS dis and sez wif clenched toofies “I HOPE DIS LIDDLE SKUNKIE DUZZINT HAB A NITEMARE!!!” So........

So…da line moovs slowly cuz kittins hab a LOOONG list of things they want, and by da time da 1,8379,443rd kitten wisspurrs into Santa BBBT’s eer “I want dis and dat and more of these and TOYS and unlimitted jumping and biting privillijez and I want to bite onto da hem of St Pete’s roab and slide behind him…“ and uthir rekwests and long lists of things dat bring joy……. BBBT is starting to nod off, thus distirrbing da sleeping skunkie. Meenwile, A few of dem kittins hoo hab been ekkstra nawty are told to beehaiv or they will get MILKBONES!! Blech! In their stocking!!! (haha they know they wont, cuz dis is HEVVIN!! But they are still a liddle skeered becuz BBBT iz after all… a bit …um…imposing) .But SUDDINLY......

…..Suddinly……….Wunna dem kittinz sez “Um…Santa—Yor BEARD iz SNORING!!!” And da beard starts to waiv ominussly cuz da liddle skunk got skeered and waiks up an as da beard waves and wigguls ominussly everywun Skareeems and runnns outta there, including da tree topper angel hoo has dropt her harp and flown away . THEN...

A tidal waiv of wide eyed kittins wif BBBT not far behind (she dun run RITE OUTTA her Santa Soot and hat!!) RUNS WIILDLY to Madama Cee Cee’s Maison de Ballay, skaring hur and her prim pewpils so much dat Madama KVETCHIZ most lowdly and dis in tirn attracks da attnenshun of FiFi le Viuex who drops her Lorgnette (Dis is Hevvin- nothing breaks). Hansum Muskewlar Guycats in lion (hahaha) cloths and clompy Roman Sandals administer smelling salts to ower kvetching (oh!! Tirning da air BLOO!)Tortie. Meanwhile.......

St Pete iz dubbled over wif laffter. Da Sekewrity Anjul puts hir hedd in hir hands on hir Oh! Fish Al desk, as alarms on monitors go ballistic. Da Wun hoo Lubs Us Deerly laffs so much dat rainbows and spektack!mewlar sunsets appear randomly all over da wirld!! And.....

And dat liddle skunkie (Hoo, BTW lived to be 12 years old on Urth, and was DESTINKED wenn she wuz a liddle baybee skunkeenie!!) – is sleeping sweetly under BBBT’s warm Santa Cap wich was left on da HEWJ Santa throne, cuddled wif a liidle baby kittin hoo aint afeered of nuttin!!

BBBT, hoo iz embarrassed, to say da least, ambuls innercently away from dis mass of hysterics, wissling a toon, wif her front paws behind her ample phuzzy back. And....

Feeling sorry for herself, La BBBT sez “I aint got nuttin—no wun lubs me..blahblahblahblahblah.......well, ok I gots eternal life, LOTS of foodies, da Cream Fowntain, a Phlupphy clowd bed, da Gazing pond, da ADMEWLAYSHUN of Millions of kittins …….” And as she cownts her blessings, she gets sleeepy and phlumps on her soft clowd bed. And....

And as da sun sets, da mob scene at Madama Cee Cee’s Maison Da Ballay is slowy kwieting down, as Pownnses fall from Hevvin, thus distrackting evrywun peessfully. A Liddle Voyss iz hurd to say “SURELY we can coreyograff a TRAJIK Ballay frum dis –ahem- unforchoonate episode!!!” And Meenwile...

And meenwhile gentle stereeyofonnik snoring emenates frum under Santa BBBT’s hat. PEACE TO ALL .

 

HAPPY SAINT PAWTRICK'S DAY!!!

March 17th 2015 6:47 am
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Oh……. HAPPY ST PATTY’s Day!!! In Heaven all are rejoicing, even the Snakies!!! St Pat is there signing autographs, and everyone is wearing green hats and saying “KISS ME I’M IRISH!!” and everywun iz having a WUNNDERFUL time!! Oh! The breakfast bell rings and all the Citizens in Hevvin line up in an orderly fashun (NO pushing in Hevvin!!) and from the kitchen we hear an Angel Cook SKAREEEMING- “ ALL DA FOODIE IS GREEN!!!!!!”

Liddle Voyssiz say “Da Aigs are GREEN!! Da HAM is GREEN!! Da Orinj Juice is …GREEEN!! DA KRANBERRY Juice iz a DISGUSTING GREY!!! Da CAWFEE and da English Muphins and da BAYKON and SAWSIJ and da BEIGNETS is all GREEEN!!! Da Dogger food iz GREEN (but da Kat Fud iz not??? Huh???!!) WHO DID DIS!!??? LIKE WE DON’T KNOW???!!!”

NEWCOMERS to Hevvin are saying: ”WHAT IZ dis -- da FUN HOWSS??”
Meenwhile FIVE LEAF KLOVIRZ start RAINING down from abuv, and EVERYWUN looks up!! A Phat Phuzzy White Creechur waring a beanie wif a rotating propeller on it is flote-ing above their hedds and flinging FIVE LEAF CLOVERS into the air!! Summa dem clovers break on impact and da creechur sez “Ooops! I didn’t put enuff GLOO on those clover leafs!!!”
Hands REECH to grab hur – but BBBT (BIG BAD BABY TWINKLE) WHOOOSHES herself away and finds herself on…. FIFTH ABEN-MEW in Mew York City!!!!! And peepul are CHEERING as she flotes above da crowd wif her propeller beanie! “Iz dat a Macy*s Parade Flote?” sez a buncha Liddle Voyssiz. BBBT flotes abuve da WHOLE PARADE and soon she is full of green streamers and oops—wunna them gotted stuck in her beanie propeller and she softly FLUMPS to da grownd and is IMMEDIATELY surrownded by Admirers and well wishers!!

Heer – hab a green bagel! “ sez one “MY home baked SODA BREAD!” sez annuder, “My speshul Corned beef and Cabbage and Taters!!!” sez annuder wun, and oh LOOK! A liddle Italian Nonna comes up to BBBT and sez “Eh, MICIO! Mangia la Pizza Verde!!!” -- and BBBT is So happy EETING all dis wunnerful foodies as she iz smiling and purring and walking along da parade route!! A kind pigeon jentlee unravels da streamer from BBBT’s beanie propeller (“For my nest! For my baybees!” tweets da Pigeon, as she flies off, to go lay an aig or two in Herald Skware), and BBBT (slooowly, cuz she ated lots of foodies) rises into da air again – but HEAVENS!! St Pete sent owt summa dem liddle PHAT angels wif Tiny wings to “FIND DAT RAPSCALLION BBBT!”, and THEY JUST…DID!!!

Da Crowd goze WIIILD!! “The SAINTS BE BLESSED—the ANGELS hab BIZITED US!! (with a …hairy SHMOO??)“ They yell wif JOY, as they spy these cherubs and BBBT!! Meanwhile BBBT, surrowndid by dem Phat liddle angels, reeluktantlee slowly flotes back into da sky to await her stern talking-to in Hevvin—does she care? … No!! Espeshally sinss dem angels, who hav just passed Times Square with all its joys and temptayshuns NOW decide to take a detooor and check things owt _”Thank YOO, BBBT! “ they yell as they LEAVE HER to flote bakk to her parade!! Their liddle voices trail off as they yell to her - “OBOY! OBOY!! Da Wirld and da Flesh and da …. Dev…… oooops – hey BBBT -- Doan’t tell St Pete! AND Doan worry – we NEVER FOWND YOO!!“ and so….

Dem Liddle Phat Cherubs flote towards temptayshun…and hoo are we to say anything!! BBBT, hoo knows it wudd be best to get bakk to Hevvin LONG AFTER everywun has digested their brekkfist – smiles, purrs and flotes back to da Parade. And as da Phat Phuzzy White Creechur flotes happily down 5th Avenue, we heer her say “I wish Meowmie wuz heer!!” Meenwile, Meowmie has wokin up from a plezzint dreem to find some 5 leef clovers on her pillow. “Hmmm….. Did Cee Cee pewk??? Hey Cee Cee—did YOO do dis?” she sez……

HAPPY ST. PATTYS DAY EVERYWUN!!! BUT…. On Da VERY Next day - March 18 – VERY VERY Urly in da morning:

In the dim grey lite of a morning sky we see wat looks like a Sumwat Deeflaitid Phat Phuzzy White Weather balloonie flote-ing up towards Hevvin. It is BBBT! Wearing her beanie with a now slowly-revolving propeller, she lazily flotes upwards, in great need of SLEEEP. Meenwhile in Hevvin…

da Sekewrity Angel licks hir Green Lips wif her Green Tung, and while watching the monitors, suddinly sees this BBBT Apparishun on da bank of monitors. “BOY ARE YOO GONNA GET IT!!” Yells da hewj anjul, who suddinly sez “Well, WTH—NO, I’m not gonna do anything about dis miscreant. Even tho Easter is coming up soon and God knows what kinda stunt she iz gonna pull off then.” (SUDDINLY!! HUUH!! HEWJ wirds appear on All da monitors – “ACK! Shuallee - NO, I DON’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S GONNA DO!! Do us all a favor and just ignoar her for the next 33 days.”) And So ...

BBBT flotes lazily bakk to Hevvin, a bit nurvuss of corss, after her St Patty’s Day caper, and all she wants to do is EET and SLEEEP. Lukkily there iz a NEWCOMER (no green lips) at da Purrly Gates and s/he lets BBBT in with a “Well, hello how are you! (OMC, WHAT are you!!??)” SUDDINLY! Liddle hands GRAB BBBT and she is whisked into da KITCHIN!! What is going on!! Oh!! It’s them liddle phat anjuls wif the tiny wings ….. and sirkulz under their eyes (they are da wuns hoo had left BBBT to her own devices at the St Pattys Day Parade in Mew York City, when they desided to go on an all nite bender in Times Square) AND…

They broughtid bakk a TAKE OUT bag of FOODIES for La BBBT!!! “Look wat we gottid for yoo!” they trill – as they open the bag and pull out a Strami Sammich, and A Ripper in a bun from Coney Island, and….. a LIVERWURST SAMMIE from Cats DeliCAT-tessen, and Bon Bons - most of wich are given (at BBBT’s rekwest) to Miss Princess, Miss Mercy, PeeWee, Puddy and oh look-- A Treacle Cake for Sir Blade!!! BBBT is delite-id wif HER foodies! She makes Happy Eeting Noyzziz and devours everything, gratefully licking her chops and daintillee washing her faiss afterwards – and… dem liddle cherubs, hoo see dat BBBT iz getting VERY sleepy, pik her up (“OOOOF!”) and gently fly her bakk to her soft clowd beddie. LOL....WUN liddle boddle of Green Food coloring rolls out frum under BBBT’s beddie and wunna dem liddle anjuls grabs it and stikks it in hir pokkit.

Da Sekewritee Anjul has seen all dis on da monitors and smiiiles. “It was SO Boring UP here before she came!” sez da Anjul, hoo likks hir still-green lippsss wif hir still-green tung, pulls out a Strami Sammich from hir desk drawer (dem phat liddle anjuls dun bribed hir) and kicks back to enjoy a nice lunch. This episode ends sweetly as we hear BBBT gently snoooring, and St Pete, who is behind his very-soothing sports page, repeating a gentle mantra “The green will wash out. The green will wash out. The green will wash out…” And ……

….a Liddle Voyss sez to da anjul watt pikkt up da bottle of green foodie coloring and stukk it in hir back pokkit: “Hey Phat liddle annjul—wy is yor butt tirning green?” And…”Oh Dat BEE BEE BEE TEE and her Imajinativ mischiff - haha….Wat will she do next??? I can’t wate till EESTUR……”!! BOP!!!! “oooops!! heh heh….!”

 
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