The Life of a Princess Pork Chop
June 24th 2010 8:53 am
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I am addicted to string. There....I said it. I have acknowledged the power of the string and its control over me. I am particulary fond of the string on Mom's shorts. I get to chewing and chomping so much that the string is completely soaked with Chloe saliva. Mom said something about using the soaky string as a weapon of mass destruction....I sometimes have *clears throat* tuna breath. She bought a feline toothbrush and toothpaste ($17.00 poorer as a result) but has yet to attempt the completely unattainable mission of brushing my teeth. I have karate pork chops ready in the event this happens.