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The Life Of An Orangie

Kitty Ten Commandments

We got this from some website (can't remember which one).
We think it's pretty funny.
Enjoy!

And (Ceiling) Cat said. . .

1. Thou shalt not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer.

2. Thou shalt not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll.

3. Thou shalt not project hairballs from the top of the refrigerator.

4. Thou shalt not sit in front of the television as if thou art invisible.

5. Thou shalt not jump onto thy sleeping human’s bladder at 3 a.m.

6. Thou shalt not reset thy human’s alarm clock by walking on it.

7. Thou shalt not trip thy humans, even if they are walking too slowly.

8. Thou shalt not push open the bathroom door when there are guests in thy house.

9. Thou shalt not jump on the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.

10. Thou shalt attempt to show remorse when being scolded.

I Can't Believe I'm A Finalist!

Fellow catsters and dogsters. I'm actually a finalist in the World's Coolest Dog and Cat Show! Me. Out of THOUSANDS of kittays! Wow! I'm a lucky cat. We still can't believe it.

So now, I'm asking all you kittays and puppays to vote for me for Best in Show. Just click on the picture of me stretching and yawning, on my page or here's the link:

http://www.catster.com/show08/bestinshow.php?pet_co de=c# 5564

I appreciate your votes. Thank you!