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apology

April 20th 2011 4:04 pm
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Mom says I have too say sorry for my last entry.
I am sorry for going on about how nice our weather has been when many cats have been having terrible weather and those tornado things, I have been insensitive.
Anyway, I think I know what my dad dreams about when sleeping......Catching flies! Its true, I heard mom tell him last night. He was sleeping with his mouth open and making strange noises. Mom hit him over the head with a pillow and told him to shut his mouth as he was catching flies again.
I have been out under the blue sky with the yellow thing up there as well, I couldn't find sticky anywhere, I came in and found stickys head in one of our cat beds!!!!! I think the catfather in the bear suit did pay me a visit the other night. Now I have to find a new friend to play with.

What does a cat call a bowl of mice? A purrfect meal!
What does a cat call a bowlful of mice? A purrr-fect meal!
What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
What does a sour puss eat? Crab meat!
What drinks milk, meows, and has eight legs? An octo-puss!
What grade did the cat get on his test? He got a Purrrr-fect score!
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool? She had mittens!
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!
What happens when two cats want the same dish of food? They get into a phsssssst fight!
What has more lives than a cat? A frog - it croaks all the time!
What is a cat's favorite car? The Catillac.
What is a cat's favorite color? Purrrrrrrple!
What is a cat's favorite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic."
What is a cat's favorite party game? Mews-ical chairs!
What is a cat's favorite song? Three Blind Mice
What is a cat's favorite subject in school? HISStory.
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
What is a favorite cat tale? The Tortoiseshell and the Hair!

One for blizzard...what does blizzard keep in his mouse pouch???? Mousicles.
Get it? blizzard, snow, ice, icicles, Mousicles. MOL!!

Keep purring guys. Still plenty need the power of the purr.

 
 

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Purred by: River (Catster Member)

April 20th 2011 at 4:13 pm

Yeah, us kitties with the nice weather have to remember to be nice to the kitties with the not nice weather. It's just so easy to be happy when the sun is out though that sometimes I forgets my friends are still getting snow and other scary things.
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

April 20th 2011 at 4:19 pm

I's gots to bees nice to yous!!! Yous is lucky yous momcat is related to Drifters momcat!!! HMMMMM, Maybe mees hires a Hitcat??? Hows about Tink, or maybe Finney??? Mees has to think bouts dis!!
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

April 20th 2011 at 4:50 pm

Lookout for me, Simba - I might ppppuuuuurrrrrrrrrr you to death!!! MOL! Luv, Tink
p.s. LOVE the mousicles joke!! Catfather, he's only joking!!!
It's helping you to become a true LEGEND!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 20th 2011 at 5:06 pm

MOL MOL MOL! You are really asking for it Simba. You're tempting fate! I'd like to be purrrrrrreedd to death Tink! MOL! That sounds fun!
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 20th 2011 at 6:01 pm

Finn, you are asking Tink to do what to you?? Shame on you gutter brain!!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 20th 2011 at 6:05 pm

Excuse me? Who has the gutter brain around here!!!??? Not me! I meant nothing dirty by that.
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 20th 2011 at 6:18 pm

UMMMMHHUM! Yeah Okay. Whatever.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 20th 2011 at 6:21 pm

I'll be right back, I'm getting the Catfather! MOL
Purred by: Simba (Catster Member)

April 20th 2011 at 6:47 pm

Those are cute cat jokes Simba, we needed a good laugh
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 20th 2011 at 6:53 pm

AAAAhh! Yous think eyes fraid of HIM! I tried talking like Guido.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

April 20th 2011 at 11:11 pm

MOL! Good job Zach, that was funny! Look at all the Simbas popping up on here these days! You wanna know something funny? My typist just typed "pooping up" instead of popping. That's how much we talk about POOP! MOL
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 21st 2011 at 1:56 am

You know I scratched my head on simba talking to simba. Crazy! I guess that's what its like when me and zack talk to each other.


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