April 14th 2013 6:54 pm
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I'm being a good boy today. So I'm purring, making cute poses, using my litterbox, and playing nice with the humans. I gave Dad's head a bath today. I sat on the back of the couch and licked his head for almost a half hour. I even had to grab the side of his head with my claws a few times to tilt his head and get a new spot to lick. His head was quite soggy afterward. And my tongue still tastes like human! Bleck!
Then I let Mom do something she seems to love doing; cut off my dreadlocks! This time she started by giving me neck scratches and cuddles. That was awesome. Then she reached onto my furry tummy rubbed it. That was nice! Then she was scratching that dreadlocked chest area that's always itchy... That was so awesome that I did that compulsive sticking my tongue in and out while purring.
Then while I was all relaxed, I realized that thing in her hand was a tiny scissors and that she'd already cut off three dreads! I felt her going for the BIG one... It was as big as my fluffy foot. I let her have it. Then I heard her talking to Dad. She said she wasn't going to throw the dreads out, that she keeps them forever and ever in a red velvet box encrusted with real jewels and hidden in a magical fairyland.... Wow! I am sooooo special!
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I like licking my humans too!
You are very special and any cat that behaves that good deserves extra treats!
Oh I know how fun it is to lick humans, I love doing that to my Mom and then I get the crazies and attack her hair...
Zeke gets mates in his hair and Mom brushes them out, is dreadlocks the same thing?
You're quite the special boy!
Your highness Princess Tu Two:
Yes! I had to ask my Mom if dreads and mates are the same thing, but she says "totally! PurrC, you just get them on the side of your head a lot and they stick out like some nice kool kat hair cut, that's why we call them dreads on you."