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When Will She Ever Learn?

March 31st 2014 2:53 pm
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Well, my mama is kinda slow, and daddy too for that matter. OK, so everbuddy probly knows I love plastik. I love plastik so much I catnot stop myself from tryin to eat it. Mama and daddy know, or they should know, that they catnot leave anything plastik out where I can reach it.

The nuther day when daddy was here durin art week, grampster gived mama a box of snack baggies. The box was open, but both mama and daddy forgot to putten the box up high in the cupboard. The next mornin when daddy was cookin breakerfust, mama comed out and foundened the box askew. That darned askew; he was always gettin me in trubl when I was a kitten, and he is still doin it. Anywhoo, mama took a closer look and founded a buncha baggies with teef marks all over, and some had the bottoms chewed out. Oops... I shoulda hid the everdense.

On Saturday mama went to that Wallermart place and buyed food. She buyed bread flour for makin bread. She putted most of the stuff away, but she left the bag of flour on the counter. Sunday mornin mama went to the get the newsypaper. When she comed back, there was some kitty upchuck on the floor. Mama camed to find us and try to see who did the upchuck. I was in the middler of the livin room, and mama saw somethin by me. She picked it up, and it was all slimy with kitty spit. She went to the kitchen to look at the "thing" better. As soon as she got in the kitchen, she knewed what it was. The corner of the flour bag was all chewed up.

I gotta say, mama only gived us our mornin snack before she left, and Peekie and I were REAL hungry, so I thought maybee I would get my own breakerfust. The flour didn't smell real good, but it did smell like foodies, so I tried tastin it. BLECH!!! Really terbl.

That's what mama gets for not puttin stuff away where it belongs and for bein slow bout being trained. That's my story, and I'm stickin to it.


My Sister is BAD!

February 26th 2014 3:44 pm
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I gotta tell ya all how bad my sister cat is. When mama comed home from gettin her eye fixed at the hos-pitl, she was wearin what she and daddy called a medical alert bracerlet. It was bright green plastik. Peekie thought it might taste good, so in the mornin when she was gettin luvs from mama and daddy, she bitened mama's arm and made her skream. Peekie sed she was just tryin to taste the bracerlet and her toofies slipped. Yeah, right.

The first night when mama and daddy were sleepin, Peekie went to the kitchen and stole one of the little eyedropper thingie bottlers off the counter. It had a cool taggie on it, and Peekie wanted to play with it. She carried the eyedropper thingie bottler through the livin room and started battin it round in the hall. Mama woked up and asked daddy to see what was goin on. When daddy turned on the light there was the Peekster with the bottler lookin guilty. I catnot bleeve she did not even get in trubl. Daddy just tooked the eyedropper thingie bottler and put it WAY high in the cupboard where Peekie could not reach.

The very worsterest thing is the Peekster tried to get me to help her steal the bottler again to play with it. She akshly thought I would let her stand on my shoulders to reach in the cupboard and get the eyedropper thingie. Well, I gotta tell ya, I am the GOOD kitty, and I would not help her. Mama calls me her little "heart healer," and I take that sponsibility real serius. Yeah, I do. I think I will let the Peekster get into her own trubl; I am not helpin.


New Job

February 1st 2014 1:58 pm
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The Peekster and I got a new job, so we may not be here much for awhile. Mama gots to get her eye fixed at the hos-pitl. When she gets home, me and the Peekster gotta take cares of her. We been thinkin of all the things we can do to help mama like sleepin on her to keep her warm and tryin to get our own kitty chow and stuff. Daddy will be here for a few days, and mama sez she hopes she will be all finerer when daddy has to leave for Bozermun. Akshly, Peekie and I hope mama will be finerer real quick too, cuz we would rather play than take cares of her. We do always stay on the bed all day with mama if she is sick, so I guess we can at least take turns makin sure mama is OK if she is not finerer.

I just hope Peekie doesn't gobbl up all the chow if I am watchin over mama.


New Developmunts!

January 20th 2014 12:42 pm
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The Peekster and I made a new friend here not too long ago. He is a real cool kitty with a mama who wants to make a new home for all of us if you are innerested, His name is Commander Sir Snowy, and this is his ID number: His mama sez if enuff kitties and pups are innerested, she can make us a new home. Please at least check out his diary entry and think bout it.

Maybee it is time for us to dry our tears over Catster and start buildin somethin new. Yeppers, we all say we built the Catster community, so why can't we build anuther one? Sure, it might take awhile, and it might not be zactly the same, but who knows? Maybee it could even be better. Just check it out, pleez?


Sucky Development

January 16th 2014 1:37 pm
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Mama sez it is kinda ironic that the one time they akshly cashed her check before they turned off our CatsterPlus, now they gotta give us a refund.

We have made lotsa good friends here, and we will always remember ya, but I do not think the Peekster and I will be comin here many more times. Mama sez Catster has beened wonderful, but it is not real life, and we are just gonna ride off into the sunset.

We love you all and will keep in touch with those kitties who have givened us their addresses. We will probly check back a time or two in case anybuddy else wants to keep in touch with us. If ya do, let us know, OK?


Speshl Kissymouse Prezunt!

December 27th 2013 1:35 pm
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Ooh, ooh! The Peekster and I are so eksitered. The nuther night mama could not sleep. Peekie and I were not too happy when mama turned on the light and woked us up. Mama got out her Kindle Fire and started checkin her e-mail. There was an e-mail from Drs. Foster and Smith bout a Kissymouse Blowout Sale. Mama clickered on the cat stuff and founded a really cool cat tree. It was on sale, and mama got free shipsterin, so she buyed it for me and the Peekster at 2 clocks in the mornin. How cool is that? I never knewed you could buy stuff in the middler of the night.

Peekie and I are hopin our new kitty tree will come while daddy is here cuz daddy is real good at puttin the "some assembly required" stuff together, and he is fast too. Peekie and I catnot wait to climb our new tree. There is a cool tunnel bed, and mama sez she can just see me in the tunnel reachin through the hole in it to bop the Peekster on the head while she is napsterin on the nuther bed. Oh, boy; oh boy!!


Sound Like Us?

December 25th 2013 1:36 pm
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Daddy got us a Kissmouse card to give mama along with our prezunt, and mama laffed and laffed. She sez it sounds just like me and the Peekster. Here is what it sez:

A Christmas Poem from the Cats

Having fun with yarn and string,
Leaving fur on everything...
Posing on a windowsill,
Staring like I want to kill...
Leaping with both skill and grace,
Acting like I own the place...
Expecting you to worship me,
Hiding underneath the tree...
Grooming with my feline tongue,
Breaking ornaments you've hung...
Taking naps on top of you...
These are things I love to do!
(But I'll try to avoid that ornament one...)


Happy Hollerdays!

December 25th 2013 1:13 pm
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Peekie and I and mama hope everbuddy is havin a happy day with friends and family. Peekie and I have been keepin mama company cuz daddy is at his nuther house today and catnot be here. Things are pretty quiet here, and mama sez she likes it that way. We have been all been playin with our new toys and listenin to Kissmouse music all day.

Peekie and I gived mama a music player thingie for Kissmouse. Peekie and daddy and I all heard mama sayin she could not hear the big stereo in the livin room when she is craftin in the offis in the wintertimes, so daddy helped Peekie and me get mama a baby CD player. It is real cute. It is black, kinda like most of me. It gots a little handle for carryin it around, and it plays CDs and has a radio. Mama sez it is cute as a bug's ear, and we have been testin it out. It works purrfect and does not take up much room.

Peekie and I are still takin medsins, but we are startin to chaser and ressel more, and we are eatin like ponies, so mama sez she thinks we are gettin better all the time.

Boy, Peekie and I are glad daddy is such a good listener and a good shopsterer too so we could give mama just the right prezunt.


Almost Kissmouse

December 23rd 2013 11:24 am
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Hey, everbuddy. It is almost Kissmouse. Peekie and I both got new medsins, and they seem to be workin. I have not barfed since Unkl Dr. Mike gived me the "no barfin anymore" medsins. Peekie and I get our medsins inside pill pockets. We got chickie and some smoked black-colored dawg treats. Ooh, those dawg treats are yummy, but they are wayyyy too big. Mama pulls off little piecers just big enough to put the medsins inside.

Today my baby sister is 4 years old. She thinks she is a big girl, but mama thinks she will always be a baby. She still acts like a kitten, and that is fun for me cuz she is always up for a game of chaserin or resslin. Peekie started her birfday celebrashun by yakkin up a huge hairyball, and she stepped in some nasty poo this mornin too. Things have been better since then. She got speshl loves and skritchies from mama and daddy, and we had our medsins and some lishus breakerfust.

We are sendin good wishies to all our friends for a joyous Kissmouse. Our Kissmouse wish for all kitties everywhere would be that they would have furever homes with lots of yummy kitty food and a ton of love from their peeples.

MERRY KISSMOUSE AND HAPPY MEW YEAR to everbuddy who celebrate those hollerdays, and our best wishes to all who celebrate nuther hollerdays too.


I Am Home!

December 19th 2013 4:31 pm
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I got to come home last night from the hospital. I had to stay there all day, and I did not like it much. Dr. Unkl was nooterin some pets, and he had to finish that first before he could fix me. Mama remindered everbuddy that I get kinda gressive when I get skared. Ooh, mama; I do not get skared. I am Gunnarr the Warrior. I get MAD! OK, maybee just a teensy bit skared.

Anyway, they tooked my bloods and did a buncha tests. Unkl sed I came out "squeaky clean" cept for my blood sugar bein high, and Unkl sed that was from stress. I got X-rays too, and they did not show nuthin bad cept for what the nasty tummy bugs do inside ya. They make lotsa gas that irritates your insides and makes your tummy hurt and takes up all the room inside ya so there is no room for foodies. Unkl thinks that is why I kept throwin up.

Unkl sed the medsins he gived me and Peekie did not work on me, so he gived me diffrunt antbites and some stuff so I won't barf all the time. So far, it is workin.

I did do one bad thing while I was there. Unkl said I scratched "the (bad word deleted) out of a vet tech's arm. See, I did not mean to do it, but I was wakin up from the sleepy stuff they gived me, and I did not know what was happenin. It was a accerdent.

I was kinda restless when I comed home. Akshly, I was lucky mama even bringed me home. When she first looked in the carrier when they brought me out, I hissed at her. Mama sed "that may not be the best attitude if you want to come home, GT." Then I realized it was mama. When she put her fingers inside the carrier, I gave her kissies to make up for the hiss.

I am sure happy to be back home with mama and Peekie. I wanna speshly thank all the kitties who gived me POP's and everbuddy who purred for me. You are all just the very best friends in the whole wide world.

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