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In 2009 I began writing Catladyland, a cat humor blog that went on to win the 2011 Pettie Award for Funniest Blog/Blogger. My cat humor/parody book, whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds,is scheduled for publication in the fall of 2013. Additionally, I’m a professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association and unprofessional member of the Embarrass My Children Association.
Full Name (Including Embarrassing Second Names): Frances Angela Bailey
Age: I graduated high school in 1988. Now you have to do math.
Location: Minneapolis/St. Paul area
Where You Can Find Me on the Internet: My blog Catladyland; the Catladyland Facebook page; and on Twitter. You can also Google Angie Bailey; I’m the one with all the cat links. I am not the Angie Bailey who is a successful real estate agent from Charleston and I must find some way to dethrone her from Google’s top spot.
What I Do for a Living: I write humor, mostly cat-related. I also recently co-founded a small production company and co-produced, co-wrote, and performed in a sketch comedy web series.
What I Do for Fun: Writing, word games -- especially timed ones; reading; hanging with my family; mockumentaries; making up inappropriate, alternate lyrics to songs.
The Furry Members of My Household Are: Saffy (aka Large Marge, Pickle) is a floofy gray girl, born in 2000; Cosmo (aka Young Man, Crankypants) is a shorthair tuxie boy, born in 2001; Phoebe (aka Weasel, Bunny) is a calico tabby, born in 2005.
My Favorite Things to Write About Are: Silly cat humor, offbeat short scripts, parody.
My Pet Peeves Are: Auto-Tune, inconsiderate drivers, people who constantly complain yet do nothing to change their situation.
My Guilty Pleasures Are: Bad reality shows, digging into a log of chocolate chip cookie dough, ABBA
How I Deal with Cat/Dog Hair: Luckily, the cat who sheds the most matches the sofa.
What I Want to Be When I Grow Up: Laughing … always.
Every day I spend hours concocting weird storylines, inventing puns, looking at cat photos, writing nonsense, and maniacally laughing. Basically, I get to do the sorts of things that used to get me in lots of trouble in school. Now I get paid for my shenanigans. Living the dream? I think so.
In 2009 I began writing Catladyland, a cat humor blog that went on to win the 2011 Pettie Award for Funniest Blog/Blogger. My cat humor/parody book is scheduled for publication in the fall of 2013. Additionally, I’m a professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association and unprofessional member of the Embarrass My Children Association.
Full Name (Including Embarrassing Second Names): Frances Angela Bailey
Age: I graduated high school in 1988. Now you have to do math.
Location: Minneapolis/St. Paul area
Where You Can Find Me on the Internet: My blog Catladyland; the Catladyland Facebook page; and on Twitter. You can also Google Angie Bailey; I’m the one with all the cat links. I am not the Angie Bailey who is a successful real estate agent from Charleston and I must find some way to dethrone her from Google’s top spot.
What I Do for a Living: I write cat humor. I also recently co-founded a small production company and co-produced, co-wrote, and performed in a sketch comedy web series. Additionally, I work a few hours a week at a chiropractic clinic, which is a perfect job for a writer who hunches over a computer all week.
What I Do for Fun: Writing, word games -- especially timed ones; reading; hanging with my family; mockumentaries; making up inappropriate, alternate lyrics to songs.
The Furry Members of My Household Are: Saffy (aka Large Marge, Pickle) is a floofy gray girl, born in 2000; Cosmo (aka Young Man, Crankypants) is a shorthair tuxie boy, born in 2001; Phoebe (aka Weasel, Bunny) is a calico tabby, born in 2005.
My Favorite Things to Write About Are: Silly cat humor, offbeat short scripts, parody.
My Pet Peeves Are: Auto-Tune, inconsiderate drivers, people who constantly complain yet do nothing to change their situation.
My Guilty Pleasures Are: Bad reality shows, digging into a log of chocolate chip cookie dough, ABBA
How I Deal with Cat/Dog Hair: Luckily, the cat who sheds the most matches the sofa.
What I Want to Be When I Grow Up: Laughing … always.
Yesterday — We interpret Alfred Mainzer's Dressed Cat postcards, where bipedal cats do "people things."
5 Days Ago — Cats take what they want, shoot laser glares, and do it all on their terms. The word for that? Badass.
May 16, 2013 — Here's how I remember to regularly clip my cats' nails and track vet visits, while also paying for my kids' school lunches.
May 15, 2013 — "On tuna taco day, Rocco's paws were lightning fast and she made no apologies to anyone."
May 14, 2013 — Much more funny would be the teachers' comments in various kitty skills and crafts.
May 13, 2013 — Cats would revel in penning their self-indulgent life stories. So today I give them a head start.
May 10, 2013 — Not all these things will get done. For one, you know you're never catching the laser dot, right?
May 10, 2013 — You! On the counter, licking up mac-n-cheese! You're busted! You don't even care, do you?
May 9, 2013 — Is there a cat heaven? Sure. It's a pile of laundry that's never folded, near rivers of gravy and butter.
May 9, 2013 — At multispecies mealtime, keep everyone busy -- and let go of your Martha Stewart expectations.
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