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Mina the Cat
Mina was born and raised in Chicago, but now lives in suburban San Francisco. Her interests include eating, sleeping, and being worshipped as a pagan deity. She owns two well-trained humans who she refers to as "Mommy and Daddy" or "Vassal Thralls," depending upon her mood.
Full Name: Mina Hilligoss-Toles
Age: 12
Location: The center of the known universe
Where You Can Stalk Me on the Internet: Facebook
What I Do for a Living: As little as felinely possible.
What I Do for Fun: Scratch cardboard, eat the gravy from canned food, sleep on Daddy's black laundry.
The Furry Members of My Household Are: I don't want any competition!
My Favorite Things to Write About Are: Me, myself, and I.
My Pet Peeve Is: People who think they're more important that I am.
My Guilty Pleasures Are: That would imply I feel guilty for anything.
How I Deal with Cat Hair: I shed it on mommy and daddy and all their stuff.
What I Want to Be When I Grow Up: I want to be the first kitty to live on an all-gravy diet.
Stories by Mina the Cat
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My First Attempt at Internet Video Is, Of Course, an Instant Classic
— The camera loves me. How could it not?
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Feline Customer Service: I'm Mina, How Can't I Help You?
— Lazy? No. Just hard at work at avoiding all work.
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I Want All Humans to Stop Sneezing Right This Minute
— When you sneeze, it scares cats. Plus, you're doing it wrong. So stop sneezing already.
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More Cat Advice for Humans -- Mine Is the Best Out There
— I answer questions about cat recreation, cat food, relationships, and Sphynx creepiness.
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Prepare Yourselves, Minions: I Answer Your Cat Questions
— You'll learn a lot about the feline way when you read this. I know more than you about cats.
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A Cat's-Eye View: I Wish the Super Bowl Were Full of Gravy
— Unlike most things humans do, watching this spectacle isn't totally stupid, if you do it right.
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Where to Go When You Stay In: The Feline Guide to Vacations
— You know I don't like "outside," so here's a review of the available options nearby.
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I've Discovered "The False Mina" Online -- And I Have a Message
— "You, Flea-Bag, are no Mina the Cat!"
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Catnip: Just Say "Meow" (in a Negative Tone of Voice)
— This abstaining kitty provides a public service announcement: Catnip is for LOSERS.
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New Year's Resolutions for Dummies -- and Humans
— You want to improve yourself? Good. You can be more like me, the most perfect kitty ever.
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