The camera loves me. How could it not?
Mina the Cat
Mina was born and raised in Chicago, but now lives in suburban San Francisco. Her interests include eating, sleeping, and being worshipped as a pagan deity. She owns two well-trained humans who she refers to as "Mommy and Daddy" or "Vassal Thralls," depending upon her mood.
Full Name: Mina Hilligoss-Toles
Location: The center of the known universe
Where You Can Find Me on the Internet: Facebook
What I Do for a Living: As little as felinely possible.
What I Do for Fun: Scratch cardboard, eat the gravy from canned food, sleep on Daddy's black laundry.
The Furry Members of My Household Are: I don't want any competition!
My Favorite Things to Write About Are: Me, myself, and I.
My Pet Peeve Is: People who think they're more important that I am.
My Guilty Pleasures Are: That would imply I feel guilty for anything.
How I Deal with Cat Hair: I shed it on mommy and daddy and all their stuff.
What I Want to Be When I Grow Up: I want to be the first kitty to live on an all-gravy diet.
Lazy? No. Just hard at work at avoiding all work.
When you sneeze, it scares cats. Plus, you're doing it wrong. So stop sneezing already.
I answer questions about cat recreation, cat food, relationships, and Sphynx creepiness.
You'll learn a lot about the feline way when you read this. I know more than you about cats.
Unlike most things humans do, watching this spectacle isn't totally stupid, if you do it right.
"You, Flea-Bag, are no Mina the Cat!"
This abstaining kitty provides a public service announcement: Catnip is for LOSERS.
You want to improve yourself? Good. You can be more like me, the most perfect kitty ever.
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