Your cat loves a clean toilet -- don't we all? Catster's singing Cat Lady, Sarah Donner, explains why.3
I’m senior editor at Catster. I'm also a broad-shouldered, bald-headed, sharp-witted, cat-lovin’ man who makes valiant attempts to always use left and right brain in equal measure. I grew up mostly on the East Coast (Navy brat) and my ancestors are Southern (go figure), but I came of age in the Wild West. So my worldview resembles something like an old drive-in horror movie or a song by the Cramps.
A friend and former roommate once borrowed words from Dr. Hunter S. Thompson to describe me: "A high-powered mutant, never intended for mass production."
Full Name (Including Embarrassing Second Names): Keith Steven Bowers
Nickname: Felix (after Felix the Cat, who is tattooed on my right shoulder)
Age: 46 going on 47
Location: I'm a new resident of Livermore, California, which I can't decide whether to call "Nevermore," "Evermore," or "Liverwurst." (For the record, the town is named for a rancher named Robert Livermore, not the internal organ.) For more than a decade I lived in the East Bay city of Alameda, California, sometimes called “the Island Nation.” I’ve lived numerous places in North America (see: Navy Brat) and have permanent wanderlust. Other places I’ve called home include Oregon, Rhode Island, Florida, Nebraska, and South Carolina.
Where You Can Stalk Me on the Internet: Here on Catster
What I Do for a Living: I assign, edit, and write things for Catster. I round up images and videos for the same. I update social media sites with the amazing things we do here at Catster HQ.
What I Do for Fun: I ride (and build and tweak and break) bicycles. I ride motorcycles. I do fine art (photography, painting, drawing, and junk sculpture). I perform (a mix of storytelling, stand-up comedy, and confessional). I read (endlessly). I write (for fun and profit). I drink lots of coffee (because coffee makes everything better). I spend time in gigantic graveyards. I go see other people perform. I spend as much “unwired time” as possible. I pet kitties.
The Furry Member of My Household Is: Thomas, a gray-and-brown Tabby whose aliases include Little Mr. BIg Paws and "Thomas Tigger Tiger tiKKy." My former feline furries include Baxter, Petra, Topper, Max, Violet, Hobbes, Fraidy, Cleo, and Tiger Lily.
My Favorite Things to Write Are: Commentary, comedy, parody, satire, the occasional righteous (and well-informed) rant.
My Pet Peeves Are: Needless panic and rushing on pubtrans or in line for coffee. Showboatery. Words used by people trying to sound smart and innovative that end up sounding dorky and confusing, such as “global proactive full-service e-commerce solutions synergy.”
My Guilty Pleasures Are: A Reuben sandwich, french fries, peanut butter milkshake, and cup of strong black coffee at Bill’s Place, one of my favorite diners in San Francisco. Reading a copy of The Economist cover to cover on a long plane ride. Doctor Who.
How I Deal with Dog/Cat Hair: Wear it proudly (and then brush it off when no one’s looking).
What I Want to Be When I Grow Up: A good Buddhist who can laugh and know better, no matter what the situation.
Feb 26, 2014 — KitTea will be a Zen-like place where people can relax, hang out with cats, and yes, drink tea.
Feb 12, 2014 — Okay, it's not really a hot tub and he wasn't really stoned, but I dare you to look at these pictures and say Thomas isn't high.
Feb 5, 2014 — I give Thomas an anti-gravity joyride to see whether he'd tolerate this mysterious device from New Zealand driven by psychic energy.
Jan 29, 2014 — A Buzzfeed video is the latest in coverage that includes the Daily Beast, the Huffington Post, and CNN. Even cooler? My old friend made it happen.
Jan 22, 2014 — On my trip to Belgium and Germany, I saw only two REAL cats, but met cats in art at every turn.
Jan 15, 2014 — Separation anxiety? What separation anxiety? My vacation brought Thomas and I closer together.
Jan 8, 2014 — Thomas and I are doing fine, but here are some New Year's resolutions that will help us do better.
Dec 18, 2013 — "You know that saying 'Every dog has its day?' Now it’s the cat’s turn. Cats have been great fodder and inspiration for artists for centuries."
Dec 12, 2013 — It doesn't even look like it's meant to be a parody. It's just a bunch of kids being mean. I'm furious.
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