Nothing is sexier than the cool, calm, collected vibe of someone who looks good, feels good, has their crap together — and knows it. The confident Siamese cats in these videos know it. When you hit the town this weekend, you should probably steal some of their moves.
Instead of spending the whole evening checking out that handsome fella sitting alone at the end of the bar, just walk right up to him and give him a friendly headbutt. As Elvis the Siamese demonstrates in this video, this gesture is always well received.
Not everyone is going to like it, but it’s sexy when someone isn’t afraid to speak her mind. These two Siamese JUST CAN’T with their mom taking a shower, and they’re extremely vocal about their displeasure. So go ahead and sing your freaky-ass song, and sing it with pride. If you want another drink, scream repeatedly until you are served. If you want to tell someone she’s pretty, stand on a barstool and holler it so everyone can hear.
This brilliant Siamese has figured out how to answer the phone, resulting in his owner missing numerous calls and messages. Still — that’s pretty impressive! Everyone likes it when other people show off their skills, especially your prospective date. If you can fit six pool balls in your mouth, go ahead and interrupt the game in progress. Able to tie a cherry stem in a knot with your tongue? Fish one out of someone’s drink and have a go! Everyone will be so amazed that they won’t even be mad.
As this mama cat who accepted an abandoned Shih Tzu puppy into her litter of kittens proves, when things don’t go exactly according to plan, sometimes it’s best to just go with the flow. The more the merrier, right?
Most importantly, if you’re not feeling it, hightail your way on outta there. Just be sure to make a memorable exit like this flying ninja cat (WAIT FOR IT).
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About Angela: This not-crazy-at-all cat lady loves to lint-roll her favorite dress and go out dancing. She also frequents the gym, the vegan coffee joint, and the warm patch of sunlight on the living room floor. She enjoys a good cat rescue story about kindness and decency overcoming the odds, and she’s an enthusiastic recipient of headbutts and purrs from her two cats, Bubba Lee Kinsey and Phoenix.