August 22nd 2010 6:37 am
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I am a little absent minded for some reason. I was out last night patrolling the yard. And doing some hunting. I caught a gopher but now I can't remember where I put it. Silly me.
Tux enters the room as Georgie is typing.
Uh, Georgie, I think I know where you left your gopher. I was hanging around near Mom a little while ago while she was scooping pup poop. Was your gopher nice and intact? No bite marks or blood? Mom found, scooped and pitched a gopher. She gave a little squeal when she saw it. It was just laying there nice and relaxed like. She pitched it over the fence. It might still be over there.
I used to hate when the humans would get rid of my hunting trophies - like bird heads without telling me about. Sounds like you're gonna have to go get your gopher back!