Sara Cress


Full Name (Including Embarrassing Second Names): Sara “saracress” Cress

Age: Thirtysomething is the new adolescence

Location: Houston, Texas

Where You Can Find Me on the Internet: 

What I Do for a Living: Writer, social media producer, recovering music critic

What I Do for Fun: Check out books from the library and never read them and turn them in late and incur fines. Listen to comedy podcasts.

The Furry Members of My Household Are: Cheetoe, the insistent, needy cat of the household; Juniper, a mysterious loner; and Caper, who is a very controversial figure

My Favorite Things to Write About Are: Myself, cats, dystopian futures

My Pet Peeves Are: The term “cat lady,” bad spellers, Comic Sans, and anything that’s overly sentimental 

My Guilty Pleasures Are: H&M accessories, everything yellow, Wilson Phillips

How I Deal with Cat Hair: A Furminator and pretending it doesn’t exist

What I Want to Be When I Grow Up: The owner of her own espresso machine


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