Anna Zeman

I don't do intros.

Full Name: Anna Dominique “Monk” Zeman

Age: 23

Location: Da bay

Where You Can Stalk Me on the Internet: Dogster on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest

What I Do for a Living: Social Media Analyst for SAY Media

What I Do for Fun: Imagine conversations between inanimate objects

The Furry Members of My Household Are: Monkita, a very small, very sweet orangutan with a crippling meth addiction and bag for inhalants. She is currently refusing treatment. (btdubs, Kita is a plush orangutan, not a rip-your-neighbor's-face-off-when-it-hits-puberty orangutan.)

My Favorite Things to Write About Are: Social injustice, primate behavior, animals I want to squeeze

My Pet Peeve Is: Tin foil crinkling, people scratching their jeans

My Guilty Pleasures Are: Hoarding beauty products

How I Deal with Cat Hair: I just don’t see it

What I Want to Be When I Grow Up: Hot


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