— Also: Jackson Galaxy gets married, and I envision a scenario where I handcuff him to his bride.
— In which our narrator recounts and explains a handful of the many nicknames he has given cats.
— I've loved many cats and they've loved me, but these bonds do -- and should -- have conditions.
— It's official: "Filmmakers are cat freaks just like the rest of us."
— He doesn't care if it's passé, if it's yesterday's obsession; he's a cat and he just can't help himself.
— Highlights from the 60 labels in the new book include Play Boy Cat Food, "Meat Chunks," and a cat who sprays deodorant on himself.
— Susan Michals is gearing up for a second Cat Art Show, and she's running a contest on Instagram.
— I ask about running the business, dealing with animals, and the fundraising campaign.
— Introducing Lil Bub's Lil Glub, perfect for our cocktail challenge, whose theme was outer space.
— KitTea will be a Zen-like place where people can relax, hang out with cats, and yes, drink tea.
— Okay, it's not really a hot tub and he wasn't really stoned, but I dare you to look at these pictures and say Thomas isn't high.
— I give Thomas an anti-gravity joyride to see whether he'd tolerate this mysterious device from New Zealand driven by psychic energy.
— A Buzzfeed video is the latest in coverage that includes the Daily Beast, the Huffington Post, and CNN. Even cooler? My old friend made it happen.
— On my trip to Belgium and Germany, I saw only two REAL cats, but met cats in art at every turn.
— Separation anxiety? What separation anxiety? My vacation brought Thomas and I closer together.
— Thomas and I are doing fine, but here are some New Year's resolutions that will help us do better.
— Writing Cat Dandy has led me to a lot of inspiring people and animals as well as a new understanding of myself and cats.
— "You know that saying 'Every dog has its day?' Now it’s the cat’s turn. Cats have been great fodder and inspiration for artists for centuries."
— It doesn't even look like it's meant to be a parody. It's just a bunch of kids being mean. I'm furious.
— Help your guy increase his cat quotient this year.
— If you prefer odd and off-center items to big-box fare, here's your start for 2013 holiday shopping.
— When you see these shocking pictures of how cats suffer, you'll agree it's time to end this torture.
— Does it freak you out? Does it freak your partner out? Is it normal? Is it okay? I share my experiences and talk to some experts.
— These pictures also demonstrate that cats love the men (such as myself) who love the motorcycles.
— We're cat guys with similar looks and ideas, so is it like crushing on myself? Well, yes. I can explain...
— A bottled coffee beverage isn't nearly as fun as trying to imitate the sneering cat who sells it.
— "I always remind myself that it's about Bub," says Mike Bridavsky, "and Bub makes anything funny."
— I'm "The Enforcer" regarding certain boundaries and behavior, but a cute little face overrides that.
— Catster readers also remember their first cats, with many stories happier than that of my Topper.
— Thomas does -- it goes from kitchen to garage -- and it was way easy to install and train him to use.